Harry: Do You Have A Pink Ribbon?

Remus: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things. 

Sirius, entering with an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too. 

James: No way, Remus was late too! What a coincidence!

Marlene: How the did you crash my car?! 

Sirius: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. 

Sirius: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident. 

Marlene: ... 

Remus, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen

Lily: You really shouldn't be using a straw. 

Marlene: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment. But this one’s paper!

Lily: Yeah okay, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

"My child is fine." Your child is reading the angstiest fanfics about Harry Potter's dead parents and their friends on purpose.

when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool) 💖

ahhhh just five?

wires (the neighborhood)

hot to go! (chappell roan)

off to the races (lana del rey)

naked in manhattan (chappell roan)

chihiro (billie eilish)

Ok but Remus and Lily sipping tea and watching James and Sirius do the stupidest shit possible (it was completely their idea but no one needs to know that)

CHARLI LIKES BOYS BUT SHE KNOWS I'D HIT IHT

Sirius , running: Slow down, James, I can’t ketchup!

James, not slowing down: You’ll just have to use all the strength you can mustard.

dorcas made the first move on marlene, but marlene won’t admit it.