Glee: Week-Long Tag Game!

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I’m in a Lover mood again so it’s time to combine it with my other current hyperfixation, Glee. I’m sure this has been done before but here is how Glee would fit each song (by each song I mean only the ones I listen to) from Lover into their plot.

I Forgot That You Existed

This is the one song that I’ll give entirely to Rachel. I straight up want Rachel to sing this when her and Finn are breaking up/fighting. I don’t know which one but I’m thinking something also involving Jesse would be good. Ooo It could even be Rachel saying a personal goodbye to Jesse after the egging? Idk I just want Rachel to sing this about one of the boys she’s been with.

Lover

This would be a finchel duet and it would be cute but I actually want it to be a quartet. I am Klaine trash so this could be really cool to have in The First Time. As you’ll be able to tell from this list I really like Don’t Speak and The Scientist so the couples having mirror storylines and singing in quartets is like crack to me.

The Man

This would either be a girl Power mid episode number Ala Madonna, or a really weird decision for Unique. But RM constantly was making sketch choices so I could absolutely see him pulling something like that. Could be girl number at one of the few points they were all single??

I Think He Knows

I want Quinn to sing this. I have no idea what the context could be? Maybe when she’s cheating on Sam with Finn could work pretty well. Yeah let’s go with that.

Miss Americana And The Heartbreak Prince

This one would probably never be covered but I think it would be a good Quinn song. Quinn for season 1 when she’s having problems with Finn. It could be a good dream sequence song type in Preggers.

Paper Rings

I, like most of the Klaine fanbase am obsessed with the Box Scene. I want this to happen the episode after the box scene so it doesn’t intrude on the Christmas of it all and be a number with Klaine Tike and Finchel. This could also be the number that prompts Finchel to get engaged. It would be so cute.

London Boy

Season 4. Kurt and Adam get a song. That’s all. It probably in the snowed in episode where we got come what may we get Adam prompting Kurt to get a song for them and this comes on and they just laugh. In terms of staging it’s very intentionally very similar to Cold Outside. All in all the mid game New York romances needed more development so that when we got rid of them people cared. We also needed them to have flaws and to see the relationship not working out so when we got the original pairings back it didn’t seem like people were settling.

You Need To Calm Down

This would be a big walk down the hallway all glee club number and Kurt would get the line, you all know the line, and we would all debate it’s merits but listen to it a lot because this is right up the alley of Loser Like Me and Don’t Stop Believing for that young hopeful Glee sound. It would probably end the episode.

Me

OKAY BUT THIS AS A KLAINE DUET WITH DARREN SINGING BRENDON URIES PART. Okay so I know that’s not going to happen, but it would be so good for Klaine. In real glee it would be a Finchel duet and it would fit pretty well but I want it to be Klaine. As a Klaine song this would be really good if they had done an episode in season three addressing the schools reaction to having a gay couple in the hallway. Cause with as much flak as Kurt got on his own it would be an interesting arc if they actually addressed the fact that pda is dangerous for them. That would have been a much better use of episode time in season 3.

Oh my gosh thank you so much for tagging me, and my music taste is almost exclusively showtunes and Glee Cast Versions so it took a while to make this seem a little less deranged

Dear Winter - AJR

Red Like Roses Pt.II - Jeff Williams and Casey Lee Williams

Odd Future - UVERworld

Work This Out - High School Musical 2

Somebody to Love - my choir’s version Queen

You Can’t Stop the Beat - Glee Cast Version

Wolf In Sheep’s Clothing - Set It Off

I’m Alive - Next To Normal

The Campfire Song - The Lightning Thief

How Will I Know - Glee Cast Version

Not My Father’s Son - Kinky Boots

Old Fashioned - Panic! At the Disco

Crazier Than You - The Addams Family

Hold Me In Your Heart - Kinky Boots

As We Stumble Along - The Drowsy Chaperone

Paper Rings - Taylor Swift

Empty Chairs at Empty Tables - Les Mis

Rasputin - Boney M.

Once Upon a December - Anastasia

Now and For Always - A. R. Rahman, Christoper Nightingale, and Värttinä

Ex-Wives - Six

And I have no idea who’s already been tagged so here we go @kurtdeservesbetter @pineappletheatrekid @forthehopeofitalll @gleeincorrectquotes

new tag game! because i'm home sick from work for a 2nd day and i'm bored out of my mind

name a song for every letter of your username!

b. bury me face down - grandson

r. re-education (though labor) - rise against

e. every time you turn around - daughtry

a. american idiot - green day

k. knock me down - we are messengers

i. i was born, i have lived, i will surely die - young guns

n. no more - three days grace

g. ghost in the machine - our last night

b. brother (feat. gavin degraw) - NEEDTOBREATHE

o. oh well, oh well - mayday parade

w. what's my age again? - blink-182

t. through the ghost - shinedown

i. if you can't hang - sleeping with sirens

e. the eco-terrorist in me - rise against

s. sabotage - beastie boys

tagging:

@angelhummel @backslashdelta @blaine-andersxn @coffeeorderwrites @daisychaindemon @esperantoauthor @fillsmyheadupandgetslouder @fearlessly-and-forever @gorgxoxus @hopefulobjectmiracle @imdone29 @jazziergin @lennerdmichael @oohbabycupcakes @romanticprometheus @ryanmurphyhate @snarkyhag @trent-warbler @the-veirdo

and anyone else i missed who wants to do it!

An analysis on Finn Hudson and “what the hell house is he in” -prompted by @grouchycritic7794’s comment on my Kurt post

First off there isn’t a chance in all of the nine circles of hell that this boy is a Ravenclaw. Not because he’s dumb, but because he doesn’t see any value in wisdom. And I’ll be the first to admit that S4 Finn was (mostly) wise. But our boy has no wit or care for knowledge. So Ravenclaw is the easy out.

Slytherin is another easy out in my opinion. His entire S3 struggle was about how he wasn’t as ambitious as Rachel and early S4, had it been given the proper dedication, would have been him accepting that that’s okay. That he doesn’t need to have insanely huge dreams to be of worth. Some might claim, “But Lo! By your definition he admires ambition so he should go in Slytherin!” (Yeah let’s be real most people aren’t saying that, but) This is true, I do say that they need to have the traits of the house in high regard. However, they need to hold it in the same regard that they would try to act on it in their own life. The perfect example being Neville, who admires the bravery of others and uses their example to build himself. So, in the case of Finn, Slytherin is out.

Now onto the harder decisions. Yes Finn is very brave and chivalrous. Most of his character arcs revolve around him choosing the untraveled road, the path that takes more bravery. And he was fairly chivalrous with various people in his life. Not the best but not nearly the worst of Glee. However I see his bravery as a subset of his larger character growth, I would even go as far to say he was only brave in defense of the people he was loyal to...

Hufflepuff. So I know there are going to be objections. Objections about how he is lazy and unkind and doesnt fit the soft puff mold. I will never agree with many of the words and decisions Finn has said and made, however Glee was always trying to show that he was learning. Glee was just somewhat bad at their jobs. He was a kid who had been with the wrong crowd for years, he was the standard American way to look into this group of weirdos and learn how to empathize and accept them. Sometimes they did it right and he came off as a good man and a hero. Sometimes they did it wrong and he came off as trite and even worse than before. But at his core he was a child learning who he should be loyal to. He was loyal to the jocks until he realized that they didn’t deserve that loyalty and then he mostly committed to glee club (rewiring everything you’ve ever been loyal to is a hard process). When Quinn is having his baby he is trying his best to be hardworking so he can support the family he thinks he’s going to have. And after the anger at Puck they still make up, it takes time because as a Hufflepuff who’s loyalty has been tested he’s going to have troubles trusting them. As a teacher at McKinley he shows the best of his Hufflepuff qualities with his dedication to those kids, and though he had stumbles along the way I truly believe he is a Hufflepuff.

Okay but does anyone else think about the fact that Kurt’s so “woefully thin on extracurriculars” because of all the bullying and cry themselves to sleep

Lemme just say that I LOVE your username

Thank you! My freshman year my school did The Drowsy Chaperone for the school musical I was on tech and it was so amazing it kinda never leaves my brain.

🎶Bum bum bum bum another one bites the dust 🎶 Haha, okay so I other words I’ve finished another one so here’s one for you @tthankstoyou !

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Drowsy is the ultimate freshman experience, especially if you schools quality in musical has a big jump between middle school and high school. It’s just so wild and great. We built an over 12 foot structure, it was awesome

Lemme just say that I LOVE your username

Thank you! My freshman year my school did The Drowsy Chaperone for the school musical I was on tech and it was so amazing it kinda never leaves my brain.

When I said every song this ep slapped I forgot about big spender

That one just slaps you across the face six times in succession