I’m in a Lover mood again so it’s time to combine it with my other current hyperfixation, Glee. I’m sure this has been done before but here is how Glee would fit each song (by each song I mean only the ones I listen to) from Lover into their plot.
I Forgot That You Existed
This is the one song that I’ll give entirely to Rachel. I straight up want Rachel to sing this when her and Finn are breaking up/fighting. I don’t know which one but I’m thinking something also involving Jesse would be good. Ooo It could even be Rachel saying a personal goodbye to Jesse after the egging? Idk I just want Rachel to sing this about one of the boys she’s been with.
Lover
This would be a finchel duet and it would be cute but I actually want it to be a quartet. I am Klaine trash so this could be really cool to have in The First Time. As you’ll be able to tell from this list I really like Don’t Speak and The Scientist so the couples having mirror storylines and singing in quartets is like crack to me.
The Man
This would either be a girl Power mid episode number Ala Madonna, or a really weird decision for Unique. But RM constantly was making sketch choices so I could absolutely see him pulling something like that. Could be girl number at one of the few points they were all single??
I Think He Knows
I want Quinn to sing this. I have no idea what the context could be? Maybe when she’s cheating on Sam with Finn could work pretty well. Yeah let’s go with that.
Miss Americana And The Heartbreak Prince
This one would probably never be covered but I think it would be a good Quinn song. Quinn for season 1 when she’s having problems with Finn. It could be a good dream sequence song type in Preggers.
Paper Rings
I, like most of the Klaine fanbase am obsessed with the Box Scene. I want this to happen the episode after the box scene so it doesn’t intrude on the Christmas of it all and be a number with Klaine Tike and Finchel. This could also be the number that prompts Finchel to get engaged. It would be so cute.
London Boy
Season 4. Kurt and Adam get a song. That’s all. It probably in the snowed in episode where we got come what may we get Adam prompting Kurt to get a song for them and this comes on and they just laugh. In terms of staging it’s very intentionally very similar to Cold Outside. All in all the mid game New York romances needed more development so that when we got rid of them people cared. We also needed them to have flaws and to see the relationship not working out so when we got the original pairings back it didn’t seem like people were settling.
You Need To Calm Down
This would be a big walk down the hallway all glee club number and Kurt would get the line, you all know the line, and we would all debate it’s merits but listen to it a lot because this is right up the alley of Loser Like Me and Don’t Stop Believing for that young hopeful Glee sound. It would probably end the episode.
Me
OKAY BUT THIS AS A KLAINE DUET WITH DARREN SINGING BRENDON URIES PART. Okay so I know that’s not going to happen, but it would be so good for Klaine. In real glee it would be a Finchel duet and it would fit pretty well but I want it to be Klaine. As a Klaine song this would be really good if they had done an episode in season three addressing the schools reaction to having a gay couple in the hallway. Cause with as much flak as Kurt got on his own it would be an interesting arc if they actually addressed the fact that pda is dangerous for them. That would have been a much better use of episode time in season 3.
I have a very elaborate personal headcanon about this…we know from the wedding episode that Brittany apparently looked up to Klaine during high school and felt like they were inspirational for her.
Now, one might say that this makes no sense. Brittany was encouraging Santana to come out way before Kurt and Blaine got together. But here’s what I think. She didn’t find Klaine inspirational, she found Kurt inspirational. Kurt was the first out gay kid at McKinley and paved the way for Santana to be accepted. And so all she wants is for Kurt to be happy, and since Kurt truly wants to be with Blaine, she tries to make that happen.
When Brittany heard Dave and Blaine were moving in together, she knew that it that news would hurt Kurt, so she went out of her way to decorate the room in the most garish way possible to show Blaine and Dave what a farce their relationship was and further the cracks in a more subtle way.
So, she tells Kurt that he needs to move on, because she cares about him and doesn’t want him to spend his time being depressed and moping around over Blaine, but at the same time she is actively working to sabotage Blainofsky’s relationship so that they can eventually get back together.
Sue says in the wedding episode that “we” - not I, we - “have conspired to deceive and manipulate and, yes, imprison you briefly.”
Now, I took that as further evidence that she and Brittany were working together to bring the two of them back together. Sue did it in a more outright way, with the bear cub and the elevator, but Brittany was a little more sneaky about it.
We know that Sue locked Kurt and Blaine in the elevator for 24 hours. However, for most of those hours, Sue was in the auditorium for the Invitationals competition. So who was controlling the Sue puppet? My theory - it was Brittany.
I also headcanon that Brittany was the one who manipulated the dating app to have Kurt match with an old man, so that Kurt didn’t end up in some other relationship that would be harder to break up once she got Blaine to fall in love with Kurt again. We know she’s good at math and coding, so it is entirely in the realm of possibility that she would be able to control the dating app in order to accomplish that.
In conclusion, Brittany is a genius, loves Kurt, and will do anything to make him happy. And if that means partnering up with Sue to get Klaine back together, than so be it.
And yes, I have spent far too much of my time thinking about this. Sue me (no pun intended).
kurt hummel in every episode of glee → 2x08
So like it’ll never happen and the logistics would be a nightmare but imagine
We got a musical for every book in the Percy Jackson series and now we’re getting musicals for Heroes of Olympus. Everyone is in such anticipation after The Fall into Tartarus for the House of Hades musical. Now here we are in the thick of it seeing Percy and Annabeth beaten and ragged on a dimly glowing stage. They just escaped the newest monster and are about to rest for the night. Annabeth looks close to crying and suddenly Percy starts singing accapella “we’re lost in the woods somewhere in New Jersey and we’re never going to make it to LA” and Annabeth just smiles because gods she missed him
🎶Bum bum bum bum another one bites the dust 🎶 Haha, okay so I other words I’ve finished another one so here’s one for you @tthankstoyou !
25 Days of Glee - Day 6: Favourite Solo - Not The Boy Next Door
i couldn’t stop thinking about this so here you go
omg girl i’m living for your new theme and header, i love ari’s impact
Honestly I am too, this is fun 😋
So I’m reading some of the “fandom classics” at the moment and let me just say that Not Like the Movies by Knightlycat has made me have to stop, flap my arms, and repeat the word “babes” over 6 times now because I love this and I love how Klaine is portrayed so so much. But also if the stalker is who I think it is then I called it during the scene he was introduced and almost posted about it as receipts.