Being Autistic Is Being Overwhelmed/overstimulated By How Messy Your Place Is But Not Having The Spoons

SEBASTIAN STAN

For Men's Health magazine (2019)

Protective Seb

Sebastian Stan as Tommy Lee in Pam & Tommy

↳ Episode 2

Me: “I can’t be autistic, I don’t have sensory issues.”

Also Me-

- The person who told me to try freezing grapes is my enemy.

- *Physically gagging from trying to eat a freeze dried strawberry*

- “I can’t sleep, my shirt is on.”

- This yogurt had pieces of fruit in it so I will let it spoil in the back of my fridge and die of starvation before I eat it.

- If anyone touches me right now I will become a safety hazard

- *Throwing myself off of furniture*

- Something is crinkling SOMEWHERE in the next room and if I don’t find it and destroy it I will never sleep again.

- This person’s headlights were too bright for 0.5 seconds and now I will have a migraine for the next 4 hours.

- My hands are wet MY HANDS ARE WET MAKE IT STOP

- What do you mean these clothes are dry? They’re clearly still damp, how do you not feel it? They’re still damp!

- These two rocks rubbed against each other and made a noise and I think I may have broken a tooth from clenching my jaw so hard

- If I am forced to wear jeans for more than 0.3 seconds upon entering my home I’m going to start crying

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I had a dream that I crashed a party with Sebastian Stan and his friends and after a while I somehow ended up next to him on a couch.

He put a hand on my thigh in a kinda possessive way.

Mine.

And suddenly all his friends were like “Welp, time to go”

But then I woke up.. and cried

Here’s looking at you 🩵🩵🩵

I designed a Bucky hoodie and I’m obsessed

“Tony Stark officially dies toda-“

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shh!

He’s fine and thriving actually, he’s running a little farm with Steve Rogers he told me himself ❤️💛