Drearyday - Sunny

billy (as captain marvel) has to give a speech at a gallery opening and the gods are arguing over something silly. billy, annoyed, accidentally responds to it mid speech, getting into the argument himself. unfortunately the event is being broadcasted

it quickly goes viral

random internet user: LMAO WHO IS CAP ARGUING WITH DID HE FORGET HES ON LIVESTREAM [1:45 PM] other internet user: nevermind that did he forget he was mid speech?! [1:46 PM]

clark kent, one of the reporters covering the opening, looks on in disbelief

hi again, carl

From @mr-broom .

Drew.

I know after everything that happened, you'd want me dead. You're probably the last person you want to see... I know why Elliot came to me all the way to the deepest layer of the underworld, even though he refuses to tell me..

It's ok. I understand.

What I wanted to say was that I managed to get out. I mean, get out of another dimension "it" sent me and Elliot to, after getting us out of the underworld.

I had to practice a lot of wizardry, but I finally found a way to get out of said dimension. Only... I couldn't take Elliot with me.

But don't worry. I do plan to rescue him. I just have to practice more magic, and hopefully I'll be able to rescue us both one day. But for now, I can only get out and back when "it" is asleep, so "it" doesn't know I am capable of escaping from it's dimension.

We found a way we can communicate to others in rosemeadow from the orb dimension, which is how elliot spoke to you earlier. however, it is extremely difficult to maintain connection between both dimensions, so it's not exactly efficient, not as of yet.

Sorry for not saying who "it" is... Might pose as a threat if I reveal who it is.

If you have anything you want to tell Elliot, tell me now so I can pass it to Elliot once I'm back in the orb dimension. (I'm mostly exiting the orb dimension so I can speak with you and also get food and water for us to consume (there is neither food nor water in the orb dimension)

I'll have to go back to that dimension soon, but hopefully, once we grow enough strength, we can defeat "it".

sincerely, Sean.

By the way, Elliot said he wanted to apologize, and that he "couldn't do it". He seemed extremely upset at himself... I just wanted to tell you that.

Well, first of all, fuck you for killing Jake. Second of all, you better get Elliot out quickly.

Third of all, tell Elliot I forgive him and that I just want him to return safely, with or without your corpse.

well, he’s not wrong

俺様のしっぽは俺様のものだ。

My excellent tail belongs to me alone.

JL Representative: *sigh* Which one this time?

Person: Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent AND Lois Lane have been caught making out at ___!

JL Representative: Nevermind, I'm going to sleep

Hear me out… in a universe where Bruce, Clark, and Lois are polyamorous, but no one knows…Bruce and Lois get caught making out by a paparazzi and the tabloids have a field day.

The JL is like “Batman wtf that’s Superman’s wife!”

Bruce’s PR team is urging him to release a statement saying that it was just close friends in a moment of passion and had no meaning.

Perry is pressing Clark to come out and say something about the situation.

The next day the tabloids are full of pictures of Bruce and Clark making out and now everyone’s confused.

Everything blows over with Bruce’s “reputation” intact as the most seductive celebrity.

Perry just doesn’t want to deal with it anymore and doesn’t want to know why his two best reporters are lip-locking with a billionaire.

JL just collectively sighs.

please please please remember that no matter what your manager says, it is never that serious. unless you are literally performing surgery or defusing a bomb, it simply is not that serious

I’ve been cooking with this drawing tablet

I dunno what's so wrong with being a teen in a friend group with old ladies, theyve got the best gossip!

Like, one of them has two aunts(?) who are in a nursing home, and after everyone in the home had been medicated to sleep, they snuck into everyone's rooms and stole all the fake teeth and put the teeth in their bathtub.

So at like 3 am, someone was called and told of this.