Well, He’s Not Wrong

I dunno what's so wrong with being a teen in a friend group with old ladies, theyve got the best gossip!

Like, one of them has two aunts(?) who are in a nursing home, and after everyone in the home had been medicated to sleep, they snuck into everyone's rooms and stole all the fake teeth and put the teeth in their bathtub.

So at like 3 am, someone was called and told of this.

JL Representative: *sigh* Which one this time?

Person: Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent AND Lois Lane have been caught making out at ___!

JL Representative: Nevermind, I'm going to sleep

Hear me out… in a universe where Bruce, Clark, and Lois are polyamorous, but no one knows…Bruce and Lois get caught making out by a paparazzi and the tabloids have a field day.

The JL is like “Batman wtf that’s Superman’s wife!”

Bruce’s PR team is urging him to release a statement saying that it was just close friends in a moment of passion and had no meaning.

Perry is pressing Clark to come out and say something about the situation.

The next day the tabloids are full of pictures of Bruce and Clark making out and now everyone’s confused.

Everything blows over with Bruce’s “reputation” intact as the most seductive celebrity.

Perry just doesn’t want to deal with it anymore and doesn’t want to know why his two best reporters are lip-locking with a billionaire.

JL just collectively sighs.

Copy paste

*starts coughing* I FORGOT TO CHECK THE SHIPPSSSSSSSSSSSS *sobs*

got four words into a fic, then went and read the notes. damn you really did make him a whore

Gods above I am so fucking stupid (but how could I resist) Based on this tweet. Unfortunately I could not extract the mandolin

[ID: a tweet by @neitherabaron on twitter replying to a reply on another post by Jessica Law. Her tweet reads “Stop taking my lyrics and making them weird!” The tweet in response, by Kofi, reads “my rewrite of trial by song: I’m not a man/i don’t have hands/thought I could speak (followed by 3 mins of dead silence)” end ID]

I’ve been cooking with this drawing tablet

season three vibes !