Saw this image in the reblogs of a post
And as a dishwasher and longtime restaurant worker I just needed to know what the original said so I reverse image searched it and immediately crumpled into the family guy death post on the floor right under my English degree
Name: Captain Dough Hook
Age: 1000~
Height: 6’7
Other information: Captain Dough Hook has a dough hook for their left hand and they goes around making and taking bread around the world. They’ll give you bread as long as you give them some ingredient for bread or something. They’ll go to the same place about once every ten years. (They’re also better than Captain Cook, ya know, that guy the Hawaiians killed?)
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh little sisters are so frustrating!! my sister says "Melody is my cat too" one day, and the very next it's "Tiger Lilly would be my cat, NO co-ownership!"
I have a cat, Melody, who I am forced to be co-owners with my sister! She has another cat, Otie, who she co-owns with our mom!! So by this logic, me and my mom should have co-ownership of Tiger Lilly.
Y'know what, Imma force co-ownership on her with Tiger Lilly, he deserves someone who will treat him right!
Yeah, I agree. This would be sweet
Bilbo calling Thorin an idiot and then softly kissing him on the lips reblog if you agree
Me: You know, I never thought I’d like a dog. Cat #1: Excuse me? Cat #2: Excuuuse Meeeeee? Dog: Huh? Me: But I’ll always prefer cats. Cat #1 & #2: *purr*
JL Representative: *sigh* Which one this time?
Person: Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent AND Lois Lane have been caught making out at ___!
JL Representative: Nevermind, I'm going to sleep
Hear me out… in a universe where Bruce, Clark, and Lois are polyamorous, but no one knows…Bruce and Lois get caught making out by a paparazzi and the tabloids have a field day.
The JL is like “Batman wtf that’s Superman’s wife!”
Bruce’s PR team is urging him to release a statement saying that it was just close friends in a moment of passion and had no meaning.
Perry is pressing Clark to come out and say something about the situation.
The next day the tabloids are full of pictures of Bruce and Clark making out and now everyone’s confused.
Everything blows over with Bruce’s “reputation” intact as the most seductive celebrity.
Perry just doesn’t want to deal with it anymore and doesn’t want to know why his two best reporters are lip-locking with a billionaire.
JL just collectively sighs.
A Robin lineup of sorts :) (sorry for no Carrie, Maps or Matthew... I was tired)
Growing up I always watched movies, documentaries, tv shows and read books about atrocities committed by people in history and thought.. how did this happen and why did no one do anything? Why did governments not intervene? Why did public figures not speak out? How did they get away with it? it? Most importantly how did human treat other humans like that? Where was the compassion?
I'm ashamed to say that in 2024 I now have the answers. The government's gas lighting and complicity, the media dehumanising, ignoring and bias reporting, the huge companies funding and supporting, the public figures choosing to stay silent, the ordinary person pretending "they don't know enough" this is how we've allowed this to happen time and time again..
In the past we could forgive people for not having enough information, not having access to it, not being able to hear the stories of the horrors, to be able to see it with their own eyes..
In 2024 you can't pretend you "don't know enough" you can't pretend you don't see innocent children, men, and women being brutally killed by sadistic, genocidal leaders and their war crimes.. you can't ignore the 100's and 1000's of videos, images, stories and people who are telling you what is happening.. the sheer horror of images we are seeing.. you can't ignore the countless protests, discourse, conversations, posts, live feeds etc.. history will judge your inaction, your silence, your ignorance..
This is not a war.. this is a genocide.. this is massacre.. there are no sides..
Also please don't forget the innocent people suffering in Sudan and Congo they need our voices too!
im back from the dead-
remake of that drake fanart i made 6 months ago