ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh little sisters are so frustrating!! my sister says "Melody is my cat too" one day, and the very next it's "Tiger Lilly would be my cat, NO co-ownership!"
I have a cat, Melody, who I am forced to be co-owners with my sister! She has another cat, Otie, who she co-owns with our mom!! So by this logic, me and my mom should have co-ownership of Tiger Lilly.
Y'know what, Imma force co-ownership on her with Tiger Lilly, he deserves someone who will treat him right!
Please tell me what to do! Do I throw it out the window or kick it out the door?
Commission for @therealandian for the fic "Search Through the Stars". Disclaimer, this is not actually what happens! Go check it out.
Thanks for the support!
Yeah, I agree. This would be sweet
Bilbo calling Thorin an idiot and then softly kissing him on the lips reblog if you agree
Happy anniversary, Stonewall riots! Stay revolutionary!
Uraraka: Deku-kun, can we…talk about the way I witness you and the guys handle disagreements?
Izuku: Oh, uh, why?
Uraraka:
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Bakugo, talking with a Cookie Monster puppet and in Cookie Monster voice: Would it kill you to put the dishes in the dishwasher?!
Todoroki, talking with a Kermit the Frog puppet and in Kermit voice: I will put MY dish in the dishwasher.
Bakugo, in Cookie Monster voice: THIS IS A SHARED HOUSE!
Izuku, talking with an Elmo puppet and in Elmo voice: Guys, guys, let’s be calm!
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Uraraka: I’m just very concerned.
raise a glass to the posts you love that end up deleted. to the fanart and fanfics you lose track of and can’t locate. to the blogs you used to look through that ended up unexpectedly disappearing. to the things you didn’t archive because you always assumed they’d be there.
While there are many, many bigger problems in the world, let me tell you about a smaller one.
Kids watching YouTube.
Yes, I do know that there is a channel CALLED YouTube Kids, but tell me, how many children on that are watching music, or some sort of ""relaxation video""?
There's YouTube Kids in some schools, and that's kinda cute, but YouTube Kids is not for people twelve plus, and who even gets within twelve feet of YouTube Kids for anything other than music videos because literally everything else is blocked?
And don't get me started on younger kids on YT Shorts.
That gets ugly.
Fast.
Have you seen YT Shorts on an account that's not signed in?
Not the environment for kids under fifth grade (I think that's when you learn about reproduction?)!!
Women.
JL Representative: *sigh* Which one this time?
Person: Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent AND Lois Lane have been caught making out at ___!
JL Representative: Nevermind, I'm going to sleep
Hear me out… in a universe where Bruce, Clark, and Lois are polyamorous, but no one knows…Bruce and Lois get caught making out by a paparazzi and the tabloids have a field day.
The JL is like “Batman wtf that’s Superman’s wife!”
Bruce’s PR team is urging him to release a statement saying that it was just close friends in a moment of passion and had no meaning.
Perry is pressing Clark to come out and say something about the situation.
The next day the tabloids are full of pictures of Bruce and Clark making out and now everyone’s confused.
Everything blows over with Bruce’s “reputation” intact as the most seductive celebrity.
Perry just doesn’t want to deal with it anymore and doesn’t want to know why his two best reporters are lip-locking with a billionaire.
JL just collectively sighs.
hi i just got here fifteen minutes ago, how are you?
screaming crying who tf are all these freakblr newbies i was an og i was here from the start who the hell are you