Writing prompt:
When you enter The Cozy Coven, you are drawn, or compelled, to one of the little alcoves behind one of the woven and adorned curtains. There you sit until you are served. There are no menus, no fare boards, no servers to recite the daily offerings. The proprietors know exactly what you need and, if they deem you worthy, or if they just take a liking to you, you will receive exactly that.
In previous visits, you've received exquisite cloth, the sweetest nectar, and the most sumptuous stew you'd ever tasted.
Today, it is the alcove behind the green curtain with gold-frosted beads that calls to you. You take your seat and find you are served a dull, black rock; and when you touch it, it hums.
I think this is what I liked best about the movie... and grown-up Luke's sense of humor.
Gonna be stating some possible unpopular Star Wars opinions here, but here goes…
When I was watching The Last Jedi, I thought to myself, “is this the part that got the fans angry?” before and after every scene because all throughout the whole movie, I kept waiting for that anger inducing moment, but it never came.
In my point of view, the venom that these fans are spewing is for one core reason…they’re violently upset that the characters they worshipped and placed on a pedestal for all the years Star Wars has been around for have turned out to not be what they appear. They turned out to be human, flawed, and fallible, and the hardcore fanboys couldn’t handle it.
The biggest message this movie expressed was that transforming human beings into legends, worshiping them as gods, and turning people into symbols for incorruptible purity or irredeemable darkness will only lead to ruin. This movie drove home that human morality is a messy, complicated, chaotic force and shouldn’t be viewed in stark shades of black and white.
Feel free to disagree, but this is where I stand on the subject.
Reblogging because these are all brilliant and because the last one made me spit out my tea in laughter.
People messing with their textbook mini DUMP
Nice! So, what were your awesome meals? Did you know that pictures of meals are nearly as common on Facebook as selfies?
So today was much more eventful, as illustrated by the pictures below, including my first-ever selfie! The day started off with me discovering that my biological clock set itself, as I woke up 6:00 am, local time. Following an absolutely superb breakfast and finding an imperial system of ants...
The creativity, the effort, the absurdity... XD
Welcome to the space age, ladies and gentlemen
Take on 2019 like a pussy!
we say you’re a pussy if you’re weak and have balls if you’re strong, but in reality a pussy is designed to take a beating and balls can’t handle a gentle tap.
We are all one bad decision away from ending up on the news
via 10/10
jespar: hey, you okay?
prophet: what is…okay?
jespar: maybe get some rest?
prophet: my resting heart rate registers as a…
prophet: panic attack.
I am skeptical, but let's see what happens!
This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.