Reblogging Because These Are All Brilliant And Because The Last One Made Me Spit Out My Tea In Laughter.

Good practice controlling spontaneous eye-rolling and exasperated sighs

It’s awkward to be a critical thinker at a family gathering full of people who unquestioningly believe dumb shit

That’s what spotted me!

still relevant

now this is the kind of news i like to watch (x)

OMG the picture... I loved the text when it came out so long ago, but the picture just makes it amazing! (Nice watercolor work, too!)

im gonna say it since no one else will

enderal: the beach episode.

theres no threat to the imminent end of the fucking humanity looming over these peoples heads

red maddness?? idk her

high ones?? left town.

just…everyone relaxing for a day.

literally.

everyone.

like:

you bet your fucking ass my girl calia and my guy jespar are having a fuckin BLAST wo being judgemental lil asses they can be.

lishari takes a well deserved BREAK. DONT RUIN IT FOR HER. SHE WONT HESITATE, BITCH.

aerentheal chilling w some lime green crocks and a havana shirt on bc hes a fucking heathen and a secret dad in disguise.

prophet SLEEPS and has fun in the sun with no fear of water and drowning. its great.

ryneus n his dad along w thorus being a nice happy family w a dog and enjoying the sun and the beach.

there seems to be a mysterious woman laying down on the sand and enjoying this with them. proph recognizes her and just leaves her be, as she, too, is in need of a little break.

https://getbadnews.com/#intro

Once I got over my moral objections and embraced the dark side, I found this to be very interesting and informative...kinda evil fun, too.

Too true too often

Ipsissimus (latin superlative of ‘self’)

I hope this is everyone else too!

I tested as 37. Wow! They missed by only 46%!

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