Okay So The Scene Where Billy Goes To The Byer’s For Max And Fights Steve Is Obviously Because He’s

Summary: The Party decides to ask Billy why he’s wearing a shirt, rather than just assume he’s possessed. Weird facts are revealed.

(This is an idea I have had since lunch and I’m not giving up on it now.)

“Why are you wearing a shirt?” Asked Max suspiciously

“A fuck ton of hickeys,” Billy replied while smirking at the group of teens.

“Gross!” exclaimed Wheeler as the kids made disgusted faces at his words.

“Hey, if you shitheads had half the charm I do, you guys wouldn’t be virgins still.”

“I’d rather be smart, than a dumb jock like you!” yelled Dustin, as Wheeler and Lucas nodded along.

“Who says you can’t be both huh, not like you have to choose.” Said Billy as he leaned back into the couch.

“Right, cause you’re so smart, what rank are you, 2nd to last?” Said Wheeler snidely

“Try Valedictorian, I thought you would know that Wheeler, considering I booted girl Wheeler and that’s all I hear her bitch about to her creepy boyfriend.”

“What! No way you’re valedictorian, Nancy is way smarter than you!” Said Dustin as everyone looked shocked at that fact.

“Yeah! Plus you can’t look like that and be smart!” Said Wheeler looking like a dog peed on his shoes

Billy shrugged and said “What can I say, these classes are easy compared to the ones in Cali. Don’t even have to try. And maybe if you worked out for even a minute you wouldn’t look like a fucking twig.”

Max snorted at Billy’s comment before saying “He’s got you there Mike, El can lift more than you.”

“That’s not fair, she has mind powers, she can lift more than any of us!”

“It’s true, I have lifted a truck before” said El before Will yelled “Mike, Billy doesn’t know about that!”

Everyone turned to stare at Billy who looked shocked before asking “Can you really lift a truck?”

El just nodded.

I need a fic where the Party is hanging out (+Billy) and like, Nancy and Billy are arguing about monopoly, and Steve is like “I’m done listening to y’all argue! There’s literally no reason for y’all to hate each other!” And Nancy is like “Steve you know my grades are important, and besides this is just academic fighting.” And everyone is confused because what?? And she’s like “ever since Billy moved here, I’ve been fighting for the number 1 spot!” And Billy is like “less fighting and more losing for you Wheeler.” And everyone is confused. And Steve is like “I thought u were number 1?” And Billy is like “she wishes” and Dustin is like “wait your telling me, you, Billy Hargrove is number 1??” And Billy is like “don’t look so surprised mophead, I’m not just a pretty face.” And everyone is rioting and they’re asking all sorts of questions and yeah

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Tywin Lannister finally dying is the highlight of the show imo

I’ve read fics where it’s like “what if Peter Parker acted more like a spider?” Like he was allergic to peppermint, he had venom and sharper teeth, he slept in a web sometimes, he couldn’t thermoregulate, and one fic even had where he couldn’t eat solid food, just smoothies.

I love these fics and I think they’re great, so I need one where Peter just loves weaving or like loves knitting. Like spiders were born to make webs and all that so like with Peter he just loves to knit and got really good it really fast. Maybe he gives beanies and scarves to Ned and MJ, or just every Christmas, that’s what he gives aunt May.

I’d rather have dimensions be destroyed than know when someone i love is going to die and not stop it.

10 things I hate about you fanfic idea:

Patrick and Kat are dating in secret before the movie is set, so when Joey pays him to date her he just goes to her and is like “guess who got us a sugar daddy” 😏😌 they just pretend to start dating and just go along with everything cos they’re both drama queens.

I got this cool puzzle for myself that’s 1000 pieces and is separated into 3 bigger pieces. And if u rearrange the bigger pieces, the puzzle has a hole in the middle where you make another piece that makes like a different story. Anyways, my roomba sucked up some pieces and now I can’t ever finish it

rip puzzle pieces, u will be missed

I want a fic where instead of max stabbing Billy with the drugs, he stops her before she can and is mad right but then the demogorgon dog they put in fridge bursts out cos it wasn’t actually dead and the cold helped it and he kills it with the nail bat. Or maybe with his bare hands. Or a gun could be cool. But yeah and so he goes with them to destroy the tunnels and yeah