I’m Looking At My Past Posts And I’m So Glad No One Knows Me

My job puts up opinion boards and the new one was “what animal do u think you could beat in their natural territory?”

I now know the AUDACITY of some people. Saying they could beat a kangaroo??!!?! An ostrich??!!?!

IF YOUR NAME IS SHAE FUCK YOUUUUU!!!! YOU DESERVE NOTHING BUT DEATH!!!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. WHY WOULD YOU TESTIFY AGAINST TYRION. BROTHER I CAN’T BELIEVE IT

I saw this tiktok about the hunger games and how the people in capital didn’t care about the children in the games until Peeta said that Katniss was pregnant. How them caring more about an unborn fetus than actual kids was a critique of the current world.

Having a crush on ur best friend kinda sucks ass :/

Daenerys was in the middle of a war and still found the time to be a chismosa. That’s how I know she’s a queen

I read a MHA fanfic where Deku and Bakugo were like soulmates or mates?? I think it was an ABO fic and like Bakugo rejected Deku when they were middle school. And because of that, Deku’s scent became like rotten so he took suppressants. But they stopped working one day and all of 1-A smells him and we’re like what the heck Deku who rejected you?? But like I read it so long ago and I can’t find it now so if anyone knows what I’m talking about please tell me.

I'm going craZY, I CANT STOP HEARING SONGS. I'M IN MATH AND I JUST HEARD WHEN I'm GONE.

I need more fics where Meredith Grey and Jackson Avery already knew each other before the merger because there’s not enough of em

10 things I hate about you fanfic idea:

Patrick and Kat are dating in secret before the movie is set, so when Joey pays him to date her he just goes to her and is like “guess who got us a sugar daddy” 😏😌 they just pretend to start dating and just go along with everything cos they’re both drama queens.

I’m watching the office and I now need a fic where Jim is cucked by Danny Cordray and he’s watching OR a fic where Jim, Pam, and Danny have a threesome and they just fucking worship her. Like she’s just sandwiched between them and they’re fucking into her slowly while whispering the filthiest things in her ear. Or Danny is just fucking Pam hard while showing Jim how to actually pleasure her and Jim is just sitting obediently watching Pam get absolutely railed by an ex.

This seems weird but it’s desperately needed and I have no shame