TELL ME WHY AND HOW THE FUCK TONY FUCKING STARK NEVER MADE A JOKE TO HIS WIFE AND ABOUT PUTTING SOME ‘PEP(P) IN HER STEP’ IF SHE WAS WALKING SLOWER. GOD I CAN HEAR IT BUT HE NEVER ACTUALLY SAID IT AND NOW IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN BC HES FUCKING DEAD. GREAT JOB MARVEL YA REALLY FUCKED THAT UP
deal with the fact that I am in love with famous/fictional guys I’ll never have a chance with and will always love them just a tad more than I do you 😬
update: I’m bi lol
me: I’m straight
*negasonic teenage warhead, yelena belova, Wanda maximoff, shuri udaku, and kate bishop walk in*
me: * nervous sweats*
[medieval times]
teenage villager: *sends letter through carrier pigeon to a friend*
friend: *doesn’t respond*
teenage villager: i hate being left on delivered
so we’re just gonna ignore the fact that in one of the beginning scenes in the amazing Spider-Man 2, Peter says “come to daddy”?
marauders favorite Taylor swift albums-
prongs: Fearless (Taylor’s version), Lover, Speak Now, debut, midnights, ttpd
moony: Folklore, Evermore, Red (Taylor’s Version), ttpd
padfoot: reputation, 1989, red (Taylor’s version), speak now, midnights, ttpd
wormtail: none, he thinks it’s not masculine
just my opinion tho