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dracuwhora

3 years ago

you know that part of the movie, The Princess Bride when they’re going through the fire swamp and as soon Westley stops carrying Buttercup and she starts walking on her own, she immediately falls through the quicksand stuff? That is an exact representation of my life every time I attempt to get out of bed in the morning

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lol funny shitpost relatable movies literally me textpost bad jokes buttercup 80s movies gen z things relatable af the princess bride gen z problems inigo montoya 20th century Fox gen z life westley prince humperdink andre the giant

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dracuwhora

3 years ago

if you ever look back on your childhood and think that you were weird/strange/embarrassing, just remember that in fifth grade, I liked this kid so I thought writing a story about him enduring his worst fears with a conclusion of his implied death would make him like me lol

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lol funny meme shitpost writing weird why am i like this yeah strange you're welcome childhood elementary school textpost embarrassing childhood crush yeah I was a weird kid yeah i’m not okay fifth grade i was a strange child not one of my proudest accomplishments

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dracuwhora

3 years ago

confession time: I would sacrifice every movie harry was ever in if it meant he would keep his long hair

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so pretty….. lol music LIKE.. [sorry not sorry] I mean movies long hair harry styles just me? one direction worth it larry stylinson Dunkirk seriously tho don't worry darling harry edward styles harry 1d prince hair harry long hair harry my policeman he’s just so beautiful confession time

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dracuwhora

3 years ago

just rewatched no way home since I saw it in theaters. Love the movie I just can’t handle that much emotional wreckage at a time

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marvel zendaya spiderman peter parker tom holland mcu marvel cinematic universe spider man: no way home andrew garfield tobey maguire mj watson tasm peter parker michelle jones watson

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dracuwhora

3 years ago

[medieval times]

teenage villager: *sends letter through carrier pigeon to a friend*

friend: *doesn’t respond*

teenage villager: i hate being left on delivered

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lol funny meme shitpost wow textpost WHAT IS THIS teenagers wtf am i doing shitty post old timey peasant old days

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dracuwhora

1 year ago

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dracuwhora

3 years ago

oh my god. I just realized, I am really living the y/n life. I’m incredibly short, sarcastic but shy-ish, and I work at a fucking library. I am y/n. the only thing I’m missing is silky long blonde hair up in a messy bun and purple blue coffee rainbow sky plant green elephant skin Lysol yellow orbs

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fanfic OH MY GOD?? library wattpad y/n holy shit DAMN... main character ao3 stuff sarcasm i didn't even realize i’m not like other girls pick me girl fanficion im shy short girl i work in a library oh my god stop wow lol blue orbs silky hair

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dracuwhora

3 years ago

honestly probably one of the top five funniest scenes in the entire black widow movie. the way she jokingly mocks the classic black widow pose is just so funny to me. yelena was like the funniest character

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lol funny meme hilarious black widow yelena belova black widow movie florence pugh not my gifs scarlett johansson black widow mcu yelena mcu yelena is the next black widow we deserve black widow marvel the way she mocks black widows pose tho lol ahahahahaha

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dracuwhora

3 years ago

me: *listening to miss you by louis tomlinson*

*violins begin to play at the end of the song*

me:

Me: *listening To Miss You By Louis Tomlinson*

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louis tomlinson one direction larry is literally real i'm literally crying miss you he's so gorgeous louis 1d violins its just so beautiful louis william tomlinson louis carried one direction i just love his voice i just love him sm *whale noises*

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dracuwhora

3 years ago

I do this with pain and noise/pitch (like a sharp pain like a needle or a pinch is soprano and a rough pain like a shove or punch is alto kinda) and also with names and colors. I am far from being a happy little dudette☹️

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lol funny meme huh pain yeah emo fob its weird patrick stump fall out boy pete wentz joe trohman andy hurley emo music emo bands synesthesia color coordination yeah Ik it’s weird I don’t even know how to explain it

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