Me, Banging Together Pots And Pans In A Field At 3am: WOW IT SURE WOULD SUCK IF SOME ALIENS CAME TO ABDUCT

I want my husband to have this accent

This is what I like about photographs. They’re proof that once, even if just for a heartbeat, everything was perfect.

Jodi Picoult // Lone Wolf (via qvotable)

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographers’ fault. Bigfoot is blurry and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.

Mitch Hedberg (via archiemcphee)

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

You ever just... yell about #space??

I’m so proud of Red Gerard and I want everyone to know that

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