I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographers’ fault. Bigfoot is blurry and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.
Mitch Hedberg (via archiemcphee)
So an ambulance just drove by my house and it was blasting never gonna give you up and the closer it got, the more distorted the song became. What kind of alternate reality am I living in…
We say Goodbye to 2017. We say Goodbye to a good year. Here’s our Top 10.
Thanks for reading everybody. It’s a pleasure to make these silly comics and to receive all the crazy love. See you next year!
I HAVE AN IDEA!
Because of the movie Love, Simon , I suggest that we make “I like your boots.” into gay code for “You’re hot are you gay too?”
That is my contribution to the gay today, thank you for your time.
it feels so good to be kind. it’s the warm feeling you get when you tell someone that they look nice today, or that they did a good job, or that their voice sounds lovely, or that the cookies they baked were delicious, or how you always laugh at their jokes. it’s the warm feeling you get when they respond bashfully, or surprised, with that small smile and a thankfulness that shines in their eyes. it feels so good when someone is kind to you. when it feels like the effort you put into yourself is seen and acknowledged and appreciated. it feels so good when you’re able to make someone feel that wonderful. we should always try and encourage each other.
dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET?
You ever just... yell about #space??
I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home
This puts a few things into perspective.