Me: *sees Stars And Points At Them* Yes

why doesn;t life….pick on someone her own size.. ive had enuf

I saw an opportunity and I took it

it feels so good to be kind. it’s the warm feeling you get when you tell someone that they look nice today, or that they did a good job, or that their voice sounds lovely, or that the cookies they baked were delicious, or how you always laugh at their jokes. it’s the warm feeling you get when they respond bashfully, or surprised, with that small smile and a thankfulness that shines in their eyes. it feels so good when someone is kind to you. when it feels like the effort you put into yourself is seen and acknowledged and appreciated. it feels so good when you’re able to make someone feel that wonderful. we should always try and encourage each other.

it’s a known fact that nasa = gay. have you ever seen a straight person wearing a nasa tee? no, ofc not. we’ve got the moon. now mars. next thing you know it’s the entire solar system. boom the milky way. the gays are spreading, in this essay i will

Me running to the kitchen not 0.02 seconds after I have woken up at 3AM to get my well deserved glass of ice water

Self care is going into a corn field at night to get abducted by aliens

To the tune of YMCA

Mothman!

Your a moth and a man

I said

MOTHMAN

Your a man whose a moth

@patdfobmcr-yt ask and ye shall receive 

Yee

and i cannot stress this enough……………………………………………….

haw

Me @ everyone: look at the moon