Me @ everyone: look at the moon
my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home
We bobbin
You ever just... yell about #space??
aaaaAAAAAHHHHHH
Since I’m not seeing her name nearly enough on the press, let’s give the attention Katie Bouman deserves. Thanks to her, we are now possible to see the first ever image of a black hole, something that people talked 200 years ago for the first time. It’s no longer a myth. We are girls and we can be whatever we want to be. Einstein would be proud of you, Katie. Thank you!
Here you can see a huge stack of hard drives she used for Messier 87’s black hole image data.
“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographers’ fault. Bigfoot is blurry and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.
Mitch Hedberg (via archiemcphee)
Me running to the kitchen not 0.02 seconds after I have woken up at 3AM to get my well deserved glass of ice water
Buzzfeed director: Oh you guys are back- where are you going?
Shane and Ryan: moon’s haunted
Buzzfeed director: What?
Shane and Ryan, dragging TJ and the spirit box onto a space ship: moon’s haunted