Generalized Anxiety Disorder Is Kind Of A Funny Diagnosis...like This Bitch Is Scared Just In General

In a very southern accent, affectionately: Aw well just bless their little hearts, they're trying

(Translation- [affectionate tone] well they're so cute but they're dumber than a stack of bricks)

Bird identification is so fucked up in a really fun way you can’t understand until you get into it. For example, there is a type of goose called the cackling goose that looks exactly like a Canada goose except smaller and “cuter”. The cackling goose is way, way, more rare in most places than its relatively common cousin, so it’s on tons of birders life lists. Everyone wants to see a cackling (look in any bird ID group to see lots of hopeful people posting petite Canada geese). The two species regularly commingle, so sometimes a flock of those common parking lot birds will have the equivalent of a Pokémon shiny just hanging out in the middle of them.

How ridiculous and fun is that? I can never look at a big group of Canada geese without scrutinizing their ranks for an adorable little extremely rare cutie pie cackling goose. It reminds me a bit of mushroom harvesting minus the risk of death if you get it wrong

Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it's all just getting a little Too for me

Stupid hormonal boy is a great tag, people should use it more often

and then they say romance is death 🙄

I have elaborate storylines your small minds couldn't even begin to comprehend. Hm? Write it down? I think not. I should only daydream about it

would u guys be mad if i started calling mint “fruit”

You should be terrified lol

the only time you're allowed to not be anti-monarchy is if you're getting knighted. like yes these old cunts really need to rot in a box but you have a chance to be head to toe swag as hell and you're gonna have to take it