I Love Zoloft So Much

stop asking me wyd i’m literally always thinking about love and how it touches every aspect of the human experience

how to get a girlfriend no glue no borax

Life is all gits and shiggles until your hair looks fuckass

Having permanently injured shoulders as a rock climber sucks and all, but I can make incredibly entertaining noises with them, so that's a plus

I think we should criminalize me having acne

everyone is a loser and just acts like they aren’t

not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?

God bless ao3 authors, I wouldn't be such an interesting specimen without them