God Bless Ao3 Authors, I Wouldn't Be Such An Interesting Specimen Without Them

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

One of the greatest pleasures known to man is getting to ignore emails

TUMBLR I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DO NOT FUCKING STOP SHOWING ME THE SAME DAMN POSTS OVER AND OVER

born to be fucked by a hot woman, forced to be fucked by exam season :(

I feel like everyone should appreciate that I could be so much worse

if you could snap your fingers and be fluent in any language, which one would you choose and why?

It's a bit of a cop out, but Spanish! My mom speaks Spanish and tried to teach me when I was younger, but I was a little shit and refused.

I think about flowers growing in the pavement a lot, I'm so engrossed in their ability to create beauty in the grey landscape they were born into

i should be studied in a lab for my inability to process literally anything

So like, this is kinda stupid, and if you know me in real life, no you don't, buttttt.... I have something to complain about. So, someone told me today that I looked like a "masc lesbian", now I am a lesbian, but I love femininity, and over the past few days it seems like more and more people have told me I have this kind of masculine quality about me, and I, Fucking , HATE IT. I want to be feminine, I try to be feminine, I loveeee feeling pretty, and my question is, do people see me as masculine???? I try to wear pretty clothes when I feel up to it, and I do my makeup and I have long, big hair, what the fuck about me is masculine??? This is not hate for my lovely masc lesbians, y'all are fun as hell and I'm glad you're comfortable in your own skin, but God I hate being perceived as masc, it makes this weird feeling settle in my chest. Is it the fact that I can put my emotions on hold when necessary?? Is it my affinity for leadership??? Is it because I'm a STEM kid??? You can be feminine doing all these things, but people keep telling me I seem masc. Part of me wonders if it is because I have a more masculine build because I do sports, but like, my waist curves like a woman, my back problems are a result of my chest, I have a fuck tone of muscle and fat on my thighs, I cannot for the life of me see myself as masculine, but so many people have told me this.

IDK how to finish this off, but, if u see this pls give me ur opinion on this topic if u feel like it.

real!!!!

They need to invent a doing nothing that doesn't make you feel guilty