I Am A Stupid Lesbian, Pleaseeeee Beee Obviousssss

AHHGAHAHAHAHAHA

If I see that goddamn flesh hat boy on my feed again, I will be going to prison

I think we should criminalize me having acne

New York City, 1970s

everyone is a loser and just acts like they aren’t

born to be fucked by a hot woman, forced to be fucked by exam season :(

I think about flowers growing in the pavement a lot, I'm so engrossed in their ability to create beauty in the grey landscape they were born into

Life is all gits and shiggles until your hair looks fuckass

Real!!!!

I like ppl who are direct bc I don’t get it otherwise. Tell me you think I’m pretty, tell me you want me to be your girlfriend, tell me you want me.

God bless ao3 authors, I wouldn't be such an interesting specimen without them