I Put This On Twitter But It Feels Like The Sort Of Thing I Should Subject Everyone To

fuuuck dude i accidentally left my microfiber cloth hanging out of my back pocket and now a bunch of best buy employees are trying to cruise me

Fuck i hate how funny he is

Looking at fonts and some of them are nice and consistent all the way through, but for some of them you look at the special symbols and go "hoo boy, zero effort went into that ampersand"

Barcode Flag of the European Union in the style of Bavaria, Seychellized, in Maryland Style

from /r/vexillologycirclejerk Top comment: What the fuck

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

Hey listen to the way this man talks to his fish thank you

Absolutely captivated by this very specific type of image

req'd by @fairyblue-alchemist

jealousy's a disease, bestie

text: Bitches hate me for my transgender swag and infinite bone attack