Hey Listen To The Way This Man Talks To His Fish Thank You

this was jangling around in my brain and i had to put it on the internet lest i never know peace

I think American accents are cute I love hearing American cuties talking yes bitch show me how rhotic your rs are

I have no idea why I made this but I had a thought and couldn't get it out of my head

What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stoner’s point of view?

him: I can't host

me: dont worry I know a spot

the spot:

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen