Strong "smooth Shark" Vibes With This One

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

ok so we've seen reptiles on skateboards and it was amazing but has anyone thought about *bam bam bam* amphibians in rollerblades?

yeah !!!

gonna start running all of my posts through several layers of google translate just to keep the boys guessing

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

Three words everybody knows Must be nice where lovers go Take my hand, don't let it go Just cry

C'MON BABY, CRY — Orville Peck

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

this was jangling around in my brain and i had to put it on the internet lest i never know peace