Bella Was Lucky She Didn’t Have A Cell Phone Of Any Kind Because You Know Ya Boi Edward Would Be Blowing

i asked my sister to get some pics of our cats since im at university and im going insane over what she sent

the sinister sniler and the slovenly sitter

HITMAN: World of Assassination (2023) dev. IO Interactive → Nightcall: Hawke’s Bay

sometimes i just think about Overwatch and just get sad

Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.

Happy pride.

"virgin" airlines? heh... not after I'm done with em...

wapo really channeling the mcsweenys today

So I wanted to know what kind of crystal could go in a wizard staff, right? so I googled “big crystal,” as one does, and got an Etsy ad for This

And as you all know I Am currently taking a geology class, so I am probably more emotionally invested in minerals than usual. But that is...very obviously not a natural crystal.

So I did some looking around on Etsy.

Now, these shops all seem to advertise to the “witchy”/“spiritual healing” type of person. And there are a lot of them. Crystals are a Big Thing on Etsy. And ALMOST ALL of them are obviously artificially cut into the same sort of prism with a triangular pyramid top, regardless of the actual sort of crystal it is supposed to be.

Even like, fucking, obsidian. Obsidian is volcanic glass, it doesn’t form crystals at all, it is not a crystal

I’m not throwing any shade at people who are into crystals for like witchy reasons, but it really seems like if crystals are spiritually important to you, you should know what a crystal is...right...?