I Miss Almost Human, Mostly Bc I Miss Dorian’s Beautiful Face

My top 5 ships that i sail and will never sink (because i love them and theyre canon) (mostly) (and no one asked and just wanted to have a reason to do this)

1) Aralas

2) Cherik

3) Fratt

4) Sybrock (this is mostly canon so LOL)

5) Spideypool

Bella: They’re all very attractive

Bi Charlie is canon

(constantly adding) Things that actually happened in BBC Merlin:

uther married an actual, literal troll

goblin-gaius spit mead all over leon

every single knight in the area got scared because gwaine bit into an apple

old-man merlin used three knights as stairs

merlin knocked out an entire guardsman post with barrels

the same goblin-gaius slapped uther's bald head

Arthur got halfway turned into a donkey

gwaine set his socks on fire

brought back a good character just to get rid of him again

merlin spend an entire minute (or so) of screen time ranting about how hard life is

the future king of Camelot fell asleep in a bowl of soup

merlin hooked a chicken or something on a hook so gwaine and percival could lift it through the roof

a wildorren peed on gwaine

gaius accidentally dressed Arthur in a woman's nightgown (from the tags)

merlin magically made Arthur's pants fall down in a council meeting so he could steal Arthur's keys (from the tags)

Gwen got turned into a deer

whilst trying to assassinate Arthur, merlin knocked himself out on a bedpost

merlin forged a royal document so his friend could be a knight

after being knocked unconscious, Arthur thought he killed a dragon based on zero supporting evidence other than merlin saying "oh yeah you killed 'em"

a marble (or stone) statue turned into a rottweiler

prince and servant(tm) put some random berry juice on themselves to prevent being eaten by a mega mole

Arthur was tied to a spinning wheel and had knives thrown at him whilst having an apple in his mouth

merlin fell asleep in horse poo (from the tags)

Arthur threw a bowl of cherries? or apples? in the floor to hide a horn.

when Leon asked what merlin was planning to do with a crossbow, merlin replied "to kill Arthur" and Leon literally did not bat an eye (from the tags)

semi-truck

old man merlin rode piggyback on Arthur (from the tags) throughout the castle I guess and literally no one saw

gwaine, merlin, and Arthur got stuck in an underground gladiator arena

Arthur threw merlin a mace (excuse me, a flail) and was literally about to fight him (and merlin would've won if gaius hadn't given him the disappointed parent look)

mmm thinking about how christopher came out of the tsunami virtually unscathed - i dont think you see a single scratch on him, vs buck, who’s so clearly taken the brunt of everything when he’s been with christopher and is just covered in wounds, even if most of them are shallow. how buck would sacrifice himself any day to save chris (or anyone he loves, really)

no seriously 😭 he was on blood thinners and his arm was bleeding and he just carried on, because he had to find christopher

Ayo where my finnpoe people at?

just making gifs of everything and having a meltdown don’t mind me

peter is BREATHTAKING bro… god that SMILE??