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(constantly adding) Things that actually happened in BBC Merlin:

uther married an actual, literal troll

goblin-gaius spit mead all over leon

every single knight in the area got scared because gwaine bit into an apple

old-man merlin used three knights as stairs

merlin knocked out an entire guardsman post with barrels

the same goblin-gaius slapped uther's bald head

Arthur got halfway turned into a donkey

gwaine set his socks on fire

brought back a good character just to get rid of him again

merlin spend an entire minute (or so) of screen time ranting about how hard life is

the future king of Camelot fell asleep in a bowl of soup

merlin hooked a chicken or something on a hook so gwaine and percival could lift it through the roof

a wildorren peed on gwaine

gaius accidentally dressed Arthur in a woman's nightgown (from the tags)

merlin magically made Arthur's pants fall down in a council meeting so he could steal Arthur's keys (from the tags)

Gwen got turned into a deer

whilst trying to assassinate Arthur, merlin knocked himself out on a bedpost

merlin forged a royal document so his friend could be a knight

after being knocked unconscious, Arthur thought he killed a dragon based on zero supporting evidence other than merlin saying "oh yeah you killed 'em"

a marble (or stone) statue turned into a rottweiler

prince and servant(tm) put some random berry juice on themselves to prevent being eaten by a mega mole

Arthur was tied to a spinning wheel and had knives thrown at him whilst having an apple in his mouth

merlin fell asleep in horse poo (from the tags)

Arthur threw a bowl of cherries? or apples? in the floor to hide a horn.

when Leon asked what merlin was planning to do with a crossbow, merlin replied "to kill Arthur" and Leon literally did not bat an eye (from the tags)

semi-truck

old man merlin rode piggyback on Arthur (from the tags) throughout the castle I guess and literally no one saw

gwaine, merlin, and Arthur got stuck in an underground gladiator arena

Arthur threw merlin a mace (excuse me, a flail) and was literally about to fight him (and merlin would've won if gaius hadn't given him the disappointed parent look)

saw someone call finnpoe a “ship for the straights” like oscar isaac was not out here basically talking about how down he was to make out with john boyega for you to have such a horrible take

Summer of Whump - No.7

No.7 - Storm Fandom - BBC Merlin Wordcount - 1484 @summer-of-whump

For the Nony who asked for more Gwaincelot!! Hope you enjoy!

The rumble of thunder echoed behind the grumble of Gwaine’s groan. Lancelot pressed down harder on the wound, ignoring Gwaine’s stammered expletives and angrily kicking feet. His boots were digging hard into the ground, trying to give him purchase to push away from Lancelot.

“I’m sorry,” Lancelot said through gritted teeth, his hands not lifting the pressure on Gwaine’s side.

The bandits had been fast and they’d outnumbered the two knights three to one. But Lancelot and Gwaine weren’t two of Arthur’s best knights for nothing. They had fought back hard, and eventually they had won. Except Gwaine had taken a dagger in the side halfway through the fight. Not that it had slowed him down much.

But as soon as the bandits had all been defeated, Gwaine had let out a strangled yelp and collapsed to his knees. And now that the adrenaline had worn off, Gwaine was in agony.

He groaned again as Lancelot carefully peeled back the wad of cloak he had pressed to the wound over Gwaine’s ribs. The bleeding seemed to have slowed a tiny bit and he put the pressure back on it quickly.

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My top 5 ships that i sail and will never sink (because i love them and theyre canon) (mostly) (and no one asked and just wanted to have a reason to do this)

1) Aralas

2) Cherik

3) Fratt

4) Sybrock (this is mostly canon so LOL)

5) Spideypool

Morpheus and Hob: hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me

(spoiler, it did.)

good evening i am a simp

Frikey #10 (I know, so much Frikey, but I keep finding things 😅)

Anyways, here’s a video with these two cool kids because I couldn’t make gifs of these moments because I wanted to include what they were talking about. I also just found out you can only put one video per post, so I had to combine all the clips I found :(

Frank wearing a MIKEY WAY shirt

Gerard, teaching Mikey how to drive: Okay, so you’re driving, and Frank walks into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Mikey: Frank.

Gerard:

Gerard: The brakes. Mikey. You hit, the brakes.

Frank, from the backseat: I mean, I wouldn't be opposed to that idea.

Ray, besides him: Don't.