Said It A Year Ago And I’ll Say It Again.

i don't think i can thug this shit out anymore

DAMN I FORGOT ABOUT THIS..ITS NO WONDER HIS BROTHERS WORK SO HARD TO KEEP HIM CALM, DANG HE LITERALLY CAN DESTROY EVERYTHING

It is accurate to leviathan mythology tho dammmn

Love that for him tho lol

people drowning in the sea trying to fetch the parachuted aids is another crime added to the usa list. with all their advanced technology they're able to kill people with drones and shoot them precisely and efficiently but when it comes to dropping “humanitarian” aids they could only aim at sea..... rest in peace to those who were martyred trying to get some food for their families and loved ones. rest in peace humanity.

🎤Hair ties🦎

Imagine: playing with the hair of the Madrigal twins.

🦎🎤☀🦎🎤☀🦎🎤☀🦎🎤☀🎤🦎☀🎤🦎☀🎤🦎

🦎☀ • Camilo doesn't really let anyone touch his hair, well besides his mamí. But he doesn't get a choice in that one, mostly because he is a mama's boy and can't deny his mama when she asks to brush his hair for old time's sake.

🦎☀ • When you both started dating he was ready to give you the hairbrush and any hair ties he could find in Casita, Camilo might be a natural flirt but when he falls he falls hard.

🦎☀ • he sits on the floor against his bed as he reads the new comic his Papí gave him for his birthday, leaning back as you run your fingers through his curls. He practically purrs at the feeling. It relaxes him every time.

His hair is actually very smooth and barely has any knots, mostly from the trauma he gained from his mother when he was younger about not keeping his hair well-kept as she yanked the hairbrush (if you know you know)

🦎☀ • Once you finished taking two sides of his hair and pulling each side tightening the hair tie and securing the high bun, his bangs hung around his face like his Mamí. He looked to his side stretching to see himself in his mirror from his sitting position and smiled. He liked it.

His Mamí was complimentary of his new hairstyle and was pleased to match with her son she had a rainbow over her head the rest of the day.

🦎🎤 • yeah. No. He doesn't let anyone touch his hair, and practically runs from his mamá when he sees her rushing toward him with a hairbrush, "Carlos Control that hair, or I'll do it for you!"

"No! Mamá it's my hair!"

*thunders*

🦎🎤 • When you start dating, it'll take some time before you get the privilege of touching his hair. He will try and hint at wanting his hair played with by resting his head in your lap but angles his head so his hair is perfectly in reach and accessible if you still don't get the hint? He huffs before grabbing your hair and placing it on his head.

🦎🎤 • His head rests on your lap as you both talk about your days (well, it's mostly just him braging about all the successful pranks he pulled that day) as you play with his hair. His hair is soft but has tangles for sure, no matter how many times his mamá lectured him about protecting his hair as he slept and detangling it regularly as she ripped a hairbrush through his curls before using a mountain of products to help with the detangling process it just never stuck.

But if you take the time to detangle his hair gently with few tugs as possible, he would appreciate it even if he won't say it out loud.

🦎🎤 • He barely notices his hair is in a high bun until he sits up and his hair doesn't cover one of his eyes like it usually does. He kinda just grumbles but is too lazy to untie the scrunchie knowing he would receive an earful if he just yanked it out not only from you but from his Mamá.

His mamá is very grateful for you and your service, if she had to detangle his hair one more time she was sure to thunder from his constant disregard of her words.

Soap in Cowboy's lingerie!! (COMMISSION)

thinking about strong, inexperienced subs - nsfw thirst, minors dni

🥀Character(s): Jason Todd (DC), Sevika (Arcane), Cassian (ACOTAR), Din Djarin ( The Mandalorian)

currently thinking about big, strong, inexperienced subs who are so, so nervous about their size and body. they feel too big, too strong.. what if they hurt you- or worse, what if once you remove all of the layers between you both, your disgusted with them?

they're apprehensive about sleeping with you at first, but soon, their own curiosity overcomes them and they let lust guide them to where they are now- sitting on your bed with you between their legs, arms wrapped around their neck and tongues interlocked.

with little experience to guide them, they're clumsy and clueless as you crawl into their lap, praising their every move as you slowly begin to give them the pleasure they so desperately need. they want to be good for you so badly, keeping their large hands on your waist and only touching you when instructed.

their eyes are glued to how much smaller you look compared to them- you weren't dainty by any means, but their large figure practically engulfs you as you remove their undergarments. they almost forget how to breathe when you begin to tease them, and soon all fears of hurting you are forgot to as they practically melt into your touch.

their heads are thrown back, eyes screwed shut as they whimper from each ministration. they knew it would feel good to finally have you touch them, but not this good. your hands are smaller and much more experienced, and the feeling of your nimble fingers over their aching sex has them trembling already.

"w-wait... s'too much-" they're babbling, already so close to the edge, and with a few reassuring words, they're cumming all over themselves with a soft, whiny groan.

"that wasn't so bad now, was it?"

sorry this is so mid i am fighting for my life :) tomorrow is my first day of school/classes i cannot do this 🙂🙂🙂 like i actually can't please please please i do not want to go back 🙏

The seven shitty sins

Mammon : I want shit

Levi : I want your shit

Satan : I'm going to wreck shit

Asmo : I'm into some freaky shit

Beel : this is some tasty shit

Belphie : Im to tied to do shit

Lucifer : i am the shit

Fame in The Devildom

ft. a new short-form posting style! let’s see how this sticks haha

I’ve been thinking about how MC is considered a celebrity in the Devildom — alongside the brothers, of course. The Devildom’s online structure seems to follow the same pattern and trends that ours does. This makes me think that attractive celebrities are treated the same as well!

I think that edits are a huge thing, especially among devildom youth. And considering how often the brothers/MC seem to be in the press or posting online, I 100% think that people make celebrity edits of them all the time. Individual ones to start with — sexy reverbed audios for Lucifer, rock and roll audios for Beel, etc etc all paired with the most jaw-dropping images and videos of the brothers.

Now, I think it happens with MC too! They’re an A-list celebrity and undoubtedly hot as hell (obviously). And I think the fact that they’re human helps as well. It adds to their intrigue. People would certainly take posts from their Devilgram for it. But they’d also use segments from interviews or RAD events that are broadcasted. They probably even have fan-accounts dedicated to them.

I also think that people make ship edits of MC and whichever brother they decide that they should be with. There are probably niche internet wars over who they date. And, of course, I think that the brothers always save the edits of themselves and MC.

And photo shoots? Oh, girl — everything will be abuzz. Photo shoots with the brothers? Literal chaos! Especially if they’re of the more risqué nature.

All of this applies to the side characters, too, but I would imagine that they might be less popular among the general populace when it comes to subjects for editing. Besides Diavolo (for obvious reasons: hello, hot demon king!!), that is. But there’s a few of MC with Barbatos, Simeon, or Solomon. They’re just a lot rarer on Devilgram.

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