Okay I See Your ‘jon Was Alt In Uni’ And I Raise You: Jon Is STILL Alt, He Just Wears Different Stuff

I VOTED FOR JEMMA THINKING IT SAID JERMA. I knew one day my unseriousness would catch up to me and I'm devistated it's on something as important as fem!Jeremy. Who is the love of my life.

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hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

What Your Favourite Magnus Archive Ship Says About You

Jon/Martin- You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of pining from afar. 

Jon/Tim- You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of deep seated mistrust.

Martin/Tim- You regularly call for ‘missing Tim hours’.

Sasha/Tim- You wanted good things for Sasha, and really, who wouldn’t?

Jon/Georgie- You have very strong opinions about Jon being alt in college.

Daisy/Basira- You want a girlfriend who can and will fight you

Melanie/Georgie- You hypothetically want a girlfriend who can fight you, but really you want a girlfriend who’ll hold you

Sasha/Melanie- You have written at least one fic about Archivist Sasha

Sasha/Jon/Tim/Martin- You think the only way the found family trope can be improved is if they all smooched.

Sasha/Jon- You are heterosexual

Elias/Peter Lukas- You realised far too late that shipping something ironically will inevitably lead you to shipping it sincerely

Elias/Jon- You just want Elias to step on you.

Michael/Gerry- You think that there is no better trope than opposites attract. You also probably have very strong opinions on Gertrude Robinson.

Michael/Jon- You are a monsterfucker. 

Michael/Sasha- You think season 1 was the best season.

Helen/Melanie- You think season 4 was the best season.

Jon/Gerry- Your addiction to sad boys, doomed by outside forces has grown so big that one day you were like ‘hey, what’s better than one sad boy? Two sad boys’

Jon/Oliver/Gerry- This is the same joke as Jon/Gerry but even more so and you have a thing for goths.

Gertrude/Agnes- When the phrase ‘tied together’ was said, you heard ‘soulmates’.

Jonah Magnus/Barnabas Bennette- You love things that are so sad, can we get Fs in chat?

Jon Sims Is Dead Goth Nip

im right and u know it. every goth he’s encountered has ended up caught in his inexplicable charisma to their own confusion. evidence follows:

gerry (trad goth) meets jon immediately during a kidnapping when hes bloody and stressed and holding an ancient skin bound tome having just effortlessly summoned a dead man for moral advice on the apocalypse and is currently metamorphosing into an avatar of a cosmic horror: ive never been so thoroughly outclassed. i have feelings for this man (this feeling was friendship, but neither had experienced it before)

verdict: call me gerry and burn my page/body <3

oliver (industrial goth) rolls up to the hospital to meet his personal paralysis demon who will cure him of Evil Death Dreams by virtue of looping his personal death every night and finds an empty room bc jons aura destroys technology and also he has no heartbeat and needs to be Sleeping Beautied with the kiss of death: im so sorry the nurses wiped off your eyeliner king, this isnt what u deserved

verdict: personally directs his post-apocalypse report to jon instead of his god

georgie (mall goth) just freshly Touched By Death when she meets jon smoking alone in an alley outside the venue when he offers her company before a metal concert shes only going to bc she doesnt fear the moshpit anymore and wants to experience some emotions but he likes bc it drowns out his thoughts and then she immediately finds out hes not only at her university but also in her ghost-based major: ah, hell guess i am bi after all. do you want to adopt a cat together

verdict: it was cool before it got weird? jon turned out to be too goth for georgie to handle vampire bf style

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Reblog if you think demisexual is a valid sexuality. I'm trying to prove a point.

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bnha fic reclist 3 🌟

that’s right folks, you guessed it, it’s time for a new reclist!! i get so wrapped up in stories for bnha, wowzers. thanks for your hard work, everybody!!! 💖the list is organized by ship & rating!

✧✧ = highly recommended | ♫ = ongoing

→[reclist 1] | →[reclist 2] →[[update may 21, 2018: reclist 4]]

✮Midoriya/Todoroki

✮a not so inconvenient quirk | patster223 | rating: G | future fic, fluff

→summary: Shouto gets hit by a quirk that gives him cat ears. He does not appreciate Uraraka’s coos, nor does he appreciate Bakugou’s snorting laughter.

He could deal with more of Izuku’s ear scratches though.

✮a following sea | Pouler (poulerslashes) | rating: G | lifeguard AU

→summary: Todoroki Shouto finally gets the opportunity to talk to his longtime crush. It does not go as planned.

✮(you know you’re really) cute | ladyhoneydarlinglove | rating: G | pre-relationship, fluff

→summary: Kirishima poses the question, who’s the cutest boy in Class 1-A? The answers kind of surprise everyone, especially Midoriya.

✮fan this spark into a flame | Slumber | rating: T | canon divergent AU

→summary: The last thing Shouto expects to be doing on a Tuesday morning is to get caught in a screaming match with a guy from Support.

(Or, the one where Quirkless!Izuku went into Yuuei’s Support department instead, and what happens when he and Todoroki finally cross paths.)

✮Bakugou/Kirishima

✮i left my conscience on your front door step, my soul in your vision | Claus_Lucas | rating: T | reincarnation, soulmates

→summary: Bakugou asks Kirishima out with roses, of course. He braids them into Kirishima’s hair while he’s still asleep. The petals are exalted by his obsidian locks, like a close up of stars burning in outer space. Red is Kirishima’s color. It’s the most passionate color and Kirishima excels at passionate. Bakugou’s only issue with red are his dreams of a boy with eyes and hair the color of a bleeding sunset, but he won’t think about that while with Kirishima. Being the focus of Bakugou’s only – and dying – memory from his past life, he fears how that boy makes him feel, and Kirishima has only ever made him happy.

When Kirishima offers his hand, Bakugou immediately and fiercely snatches it up. Muscle memory from another lifetime.

✮10,080 minutes and counting | starlitdreamscapes | rating: T | pining, fluff

→summary: “Look,” Kirishima said, holding up his hands. “How about you give me a week to prove that you should go on a date with me? Just a week. Then I’ll leave you alone.“

Bakugou clenched his fists and the fire went out. Smoke curled from his fingers. “Fine,” he said, but there wasn’t as much venom in his voice as Kirishima expected. “A week. Then get the fuck out of my life.” He pushed past Kirishima and stalked out the door, and Kirishima watched him go.

A week to get Bakugou to fall for him was totally plausible. After all, a week was only seven days. 168 hours. 10,080 minutes. Yes, Kirishima decided, he could definitely score a date with Bakugou in 10,080 minutes.

✮will i ever be more than i’ve always been? ✧✧ | aloneintherain | rating: T | future fic, character growth

→summary: “I want,” Bakugou says, “you to wake the fuck up. Make teachers look out for their kids. Don’t put up with any kind of violence—this should be a fucking safe space for kids. And the little shit-stains who think they’re above the rules because they’ve got a fancy quirk? You deal with them, too. Quirk usage is illegal. Physical assault is illegal. And yet I saw all that and more when I was here—I did all of that and more when I was here.”

The principal stares at him. “You’re saying you wanted us to give you detention?”

Detention. Like that would have done anything.“I’m saying,” Bakugou says through gritted teeth, “that you should’ve expelled me.”

✮just the way you are | Siij | rating: T | fluff, communication

→summary: Warm sunlight filtered through the tree above the stairs. The air was balmy. The sky was spotless. A gentle breeze rustled leaves and brushed across grass in slow, sweeping gestures.

Kirishima Eijirou was miserable.

✮things soft and precious | authorcopy | rating: T | fluff

→summary: Mitsuki Bakugou watches her son fall in love with sweet little fashion clown. It turns out pretty good.

✮beating in time | patster223 | rating: T | vampire AU

→summary: To be honest, it never occurs to Kirishima to actually tell Bakugou that he’s a vampire. Bakugou is the most observant guy on the planet; surely he’s already figured it out. Right?

✮fight me | ryonello | rating: T | nurse & patient AU

→summary: “HEY, hey, whoa, slow down there buddy!” Kirishima is on him in an instant, hands on his shoulders firmly but carefully pressing him back into his mountain of pillows. Bakugou snarls, looking up with a glare and. Freezes.

His nurse is hot.

Bakugou gets beat up and has to deal with a cute nurse.

✮home is by your side | detectivelion | rating: T | hurt/comfort

→summary: Kirishima turned his head, giving Bakugou a small grin. “You’ve never stayed the night before,” he commented, beckoning for him to follow him up the stairs. “Man, it’s been years since I’ve had a sleepover! Dorms don’t count.”

Bakugou grunted. Which was… something. It didn’t make him feel any better, the quiet unnerving coming from him.

Bakugou is always welcome at the Kirishima household. They just weren’t expecting him to show up so late at night, with a bag over one shoulder.

✮tonight, we’re the sea ✧✧ | idratherhaveyou | rating: M | AU, slow burn

→summary: Kirishima goes to a quiet seaside town to take care of his grandmother after she has a bad fall. There he meets Bakugou Katsuki and falls in love.

✮i want you to show me | crunchrapsupreme | rating: E | fluff & smut

→summary: “I already told you, I’m not gonna break, you don’t have to go slow.”

“What if I want to, though?” Kirishima murmurs quietly. “What if I wanna take my time with you?”

Bakugou shivers.

✮intertwined | crunchrapsupreme | rating: E | fluff & smut

→summary: Kirishima asks Bakugou out in the beginning of April.

(A study of kiribaku through the seasons.)

✮ more ships under the cut!! ✮

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The ghost of a gay cat haunted/followed you?

That answer might be better than the actual story 😂

There’s this cat that comes up to my back porch all the time to see my cat, and I started joking around with my family that the cat had a gf that kept coming to visit. Well last night (still can’t believe this happened) I was outside and saw her standing by my screen door. Now this door can be opened by just something being pressed against it, awful security I know, but that’s not the point. I, being obsessed with cats, spend the next forty minutes creeping slowly closer (she’s shy and runs off easily). It was the one of the weirdest things I ever saw, I always joked about her being my cats gf but she genuinely reminded me of someone waiting for their date to show up. She didn’t go inside and just sat out on the porch looking inside at first with great posture and fixing herself every five minutes, but then slowly starting to get visibly upset the more time went on. She was out there for forty minutes. And then she stretched and realized she could go inside, stuck her head in real quick to look side to side, and then just went back to her spot to sit 😂 ten minutes later she gets up and goes into the house finally, after nearly an hour of my cat watching her. I’m of course over joyed to have another cat in the house, but I realized that this might create a series of problems, so I went in and called my sister over telling her about the mysterious cat gf. We checked the entire house but couldn’t find her, and my house is really small with not many places to hide even for extremely moldable cats. There were no entrances to escape from, and my sister started saying I made it up, except I took a little video of it to show my great friend @francisballoonpants my only option to believe is that this cat was at least partially a ghost.

So that’s the story of the ghost lesbian cat, tonight has been wild