Now That I’m Done The Semester I Can Really Just Shit Out Art. I’ve Really Been Enjoying My Alcohol

1. John Wick

2. Dazai Osamu

3. Sasuke Uchiha

Ummmmmm,

I have a pattern of likeness here.

Where is my real-life person with all the qualities? except for the killing part

They have to be out there somewhere.

Marry me, please.

Hellish Holidays:

The side characters and MC in the Human World

Part Two

Characters: Diavolo, Barbatos, Solomon, Simeon, Thirteen, Mephisto.

Genre: Headcanons / Slice of Life / Romantic Comedy / light suggestiveness

What would happen if you were on vacation with the characters of Obey Me!? Imagine strange, romantic, or embarrassing days with the demon brothers, Diavolo, Barbatos, Solomon, Simeon, Thirteen, and Mephisto.

DIAVOLO

Big city adventures

• Wants to experience everything like a “normal human”… fails gloriously.

• Loves theme parks but has way too much energy.

• Buys expensive souvenirs and calls them “human trinkets.”

• Big affectionate giant, holds your hand constantly.

Mini Scene:

Diavolo: “This is… fascinating! Oh! Can I buy this… whirly thing? What a marvelous creature!”

MC: “That’s… a milk frother.”

He laughs loudly, then picks you up in front of everyone.

Diavolo: “Doesn’t matter! I’ll make you something with it, even if I don’t know how it works!”

BARBATOS

Calm, carefully planned vacation

• Every detail of the trip is already planned to perfection. No surprises, unless he intends them.

• He prepares tea for you no matter where you are, from hidden gardens to quiet park benches.

• Long, silent walks hand in hand are his favorite kind of intimacy.

• He notices your needs before you even voice them. It's almost eerie... and deeply comforting.

Mini scene:

Barbatos hands you a steaming cup of tea as the wind picks up around you.

Barbatos: “I knew you’d need this… precisely now.”

MC: “How do you always know?”

He smiles faintly, eyes twinkling with mystery.

Barbatos: “Let’s just say… I’ve come to understand your desires.”

SOLOMON

Exotic and mysterious city vacations

• Takes you to forgotten places, full of legends and weird history.

• Uses minor magic tricks just to impress you.

• Gets lost in languages and cultures,completely fascinated.

• Loves when you stare at him mid-spell.

Mini scene:

You were both standing before an ancient temple.

Solomon: “Want to know what this says?”

MC: “Translate away, Mr. Wizard.”

He gives you a long look, then tilts your chin.

Solomon: “It says… Kiss me or curse your fate.”

SIMEON

Poetic romance in classic cities

• Writes you short poems every night.

• Master of slow walks and candlelit dinners.

• Gets emotional over art, music, and shared silence.

• You often sit in front of a vast lake, surrounded by silence just to get ideas of what he might write.

Mini scene:

Simeon (while watching the sunset): “I’ve walked for centuries… but nothing ever stopped me like your smile.”

MC: “Practicing for your novel?”

He chuckles softly, then takes your hand.

Simeon: “No. I’m just living my favorite chapter.”

TIRTHEEN

Adventure-filled vacations

• Drags you into haunted parks, escape rooms, ziplining, all the chaos.

• Laughs nonstop. Teases you, but turns deadly serious if someone else flirts.

• Pretends not to want cuddles… then sneaks in for them later.

Mini scene:

Thirteen (after ziplining): “HA! You screamed louder than I did!”

MC: “YOU pushed me before the signal!!”

She gives you a toothy grin and pinches your cheek.

Thirteen: “C’mon, you love it when I push your limits…”

MEPHISTOPHELES

Fancy and slightly snobby vacation

• Books luxury hotels and Michelin-star restaurants only.

• Complains about the crowd and “human stench.”

• Melts if you call him “my love” in public.

• Plays hard to get… then cuddles like a spoiled puppy.

Mini Scene:

Mephisto (raising an eyebrow): “Do I really have to ride this… metro?”

MC (taking his hand): “C’mon, Mr. Nobility. It’ll be fun.”

He grumbles, but doesn’t let go of your hand for a second.

I wanna mute my overthinking.

Uchiha Madara 

My Dazai EDITING Skills

@lyricaldreamerism

I had too much free time while also daydreaming about him.

@lyricaldreamerism

What about the other end of the stick? (Traits you hate of Dazai)

here's the thing: i don't dislike any of his traits (besides the obvious stuff such as abusing akutagawa or being a former professional killer)

although i think his work attitude would make me go insane 😭 at the end of the day he gets the important stuff done but i'm literally kunikida in this situation so we'd be constantly fighting (affectionately)

i wish he'd rely on external help more instead of handling threats on his own without involving other people (the agency) but i share the same trait so i'm not in the right position to say i dislike it lmao