If Any Of You Think Autistic People Don’t Have The Capability Of Being Powerful And Scary, Here’s
If any of you think autistic people don’t have the capability of being powerful and scary, here’s a game
My friend Zack, me, and a few other people have a game we play in robotics when we have free time. Zack is blindfolded, he spins around for 30 seconds, and then he has to find us. (It’s like a quiet version of Marco Polo) The problem with this, however, is he has insanely good hearing, and he can tell where he is in the room by the sound of the vents. (The left side of the room has a vent that has a slightly higher pitched air flow than the one on the right, and only he and I can hear this.) So that, in combination with him being able to hear the sound of our breathing/any movement, he is scarily accurate.
The worst part? He is fucking insane. Whenever he hears someone, he lets loose a maniacal giggle and sprints to that person. There is no escaping, and it’s literally akin to some sort of horror game that’s rigged. (Imagine Outlast meets Five Nights at Freddy’s, and then you have to play hide or die.) The only person who has managed to beat him is me, and that’s because I was quiet enough until 10 seconds before the five minute timer went off, and then sprinted around the room until he ran into a chair and the alarm sounded.
TL;DR: My autistic friend has echolocation and is absolutely horrifying when playing a quieter version of Marco Polo.
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Media: “Female teacher seduces male student.”
Feminists: “You spelled rape wrong.”
Other Men: “She’s hot. He’s so lucky. Where was she when I was in high school?”
MRAs: “Why are male rape victims not taken seriously? It’s clearly the fault of feminists and not the fault of other men.”
Since I can’t find the original posts (and if anyone can, let me know) I’ll just post this image to show people, who may not know, where all this “humans are space orcs” stuff started.
Male Interviewer: “One thing men should know about women, but don’t?”
Female Interviewee: “They should know that no means no.”
Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!
Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.
Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?
Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.
Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?
Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?
Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.
Dear Lesbians
Saying “I don’t like dick” or “I’m not attracted to males” IS 100% OK!
Sexual boundaries are super important. If you’re not into males, regardless of their gender identity, that’s NOT TRANSPHOBIC.
Someone telling you to date/sleep/flirt with someone if the opposite sex IS HOMOPHOBIC.
Your boundaries matter. Speak up, you deserve respect.
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