Aliems

Dad: Don’t you think it’s about time you go to sleep?

Me: An egg is about to rise above kylie jenner on social media and I’m here to witness it

Dad: *look at me like he is questioning every single decision he made while raising me*

Aesthetic for Bruce Banner with science stuff and themes of anxiety in pastel greens for @beeskinspot~!

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Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

Does anyone else with ADHD get told “stop speaking so loud!” Or “Lower the volume!” “Quieten down!” Etc… when you just think you’re talking normally… like when you’re desperately trying to jam the words togther in your head so you can speak normally and then you just get told “be quiet… you’re talking too loud… turn it down…” and it’s not meant with any animosity BUT you just get this horrible sinking feeling in your stomach and you can physically feel yourself deflate… Like I can’t even articulate it it just sucks uno…

“sides” of tumblr

Science side- smol gay science lovers wanting to educate people.  v nice Animal side- Happy ppl ecstatic over animals and want everyone to know. Strangely knows a lot about otters. Art side- tHESE FUCKERS ARE AMAZING AT ART. 10/10. Know history about famous artists. “did you know this dude painted a asshole as a fuck you to this other dude? haha!” Plant side- Tol nice people who honestly just like gardening. No drama, it’s paradise.  History side- SMOL ANGRY ASSHOLES WHO WILL EITHER GIVE CORRECT INFORMATION OR JUST MESS WITH YOU. ONLY IS NICE TO MUSICAL SIDE.

Musical side- these fuckers are the best. Will show you gOOD ASS SONGS, LIKES HISTORY SIDE BECAUSE OF THINGS LIKE HAMILTON.

You’re doing amazing sweetie

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WHY 👏🏽 DO 👏🏽 PEOPLE 👏🏽 CONTINUE 👏🏽 TO SUPPORT 👏🏽 KODAK 👏🏽 BLACK?! 👏🏽

His music ain’t that popping, he look dusty af, AND HE’S A SEXUAL PREDATOR! Young MA is problematic AF, but no one deserves this kind of predatory, sexual violence directed at them. It is something that too many women, trans, and queer folks are faced with on a daily basis.