✨Accidental Glomp✨

@dolotonglo CLOWN TOGETHER STONG

having mutuals who i think are really cool and get like. starstruck when they interact with me. is so weird. like why am i reacting like this. we’re literally both on tumblr

I don’t get it.

All I see is bunnie

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BALLPOINT PEN???

Finally got around to scanning this ballpoint pen drawing from the other day.

Jokes on you, it’s a panic attack so mild you’re confusing it for chest cramps.

Now I know you did not just call that “magenta” fucking MAROON.

Clearly, someone hasn’t heard of the MYCK color wheel!

Magenta has blue content which is why it ends up not looking like a brownish glistening turd, maroon DOES NOT HAVE BLUE CONTENT AS IT IS A TRUE RED!

colors

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I feel the need to say again, that I am in fact, NOT a Tahitian clam, and don’t produce pearls, much less from my cooter, and would appreciate it if I wasn’t treated as such.

Also to that nurse who told me the speculum would ‘tickle’, WHAT THE FJUCK FREAK SHIT DO YOU GET UP TO IN YOUR SPARE TIME THAT, THAT SENSATION SPECIFICALLY IS A “TICKLE”?!?!

Anyways I unfortunately have to get it done AGAIN because the nurse disregarded me telling them that hey; I was on my period, and that I might be bleeding too heavily for them to get a good cell sample.

But what do I know, right? It’s not like this uterus of mine is attached to me specifically or anything…

I got my first pap done today.

If I never see another speculum again it’ll be too fucking soon.

Alright ladies and gents, chapter 8 will be here when I wake up and post it tomorrow. It’s a long one. 💜

Update: I went too hard on my bullshit, arm is now in a sling.

Not me being back on my bullshit and writing more of werewolf Pheonix like the degenerate I am.

(I’m working on chapter nine my friends)

For those of you reading my Halloween fic of werewolf phoenix, here’s a treat;

Hope you like the sketch!

(These are the more common ones i can name off the top of my head, just curious)