The Recent Events Have Reminded Me About The Trump/Hilary Election. Seeing I Was In The First Grade I

When you drink soda and get 5% liquid 95% warm-spicy-air-fuzz

i dont think anything compares to the joy of getting asks on tumblr or getting comments on ao3

its like, wow. human communication thru the internet. except it feels personal. but yknow, in a nice way, not in an invasive way

its like, you CLICKED on MY account and read thru MY posts and cared enough to leave me a personal message. smth so cute abt that

Fuckin stupid web series got me cryin in the club

Homecoming was last night

Half the time I was following someone around like a lost puppy and the other half I was standing to the side like:

🕴👁-👁👋

"my child is fine"

your child is looking up the birthdate of fictional characters so they can accurately place their own self inserts into the proper timeline.

You child preforms receptive moments like a stressed ape at the zoo for hrs a day

Your child listens to music so loud on their headphones that they no longer see what's in front of them but a whole other universe

me, I am that child

What do normal peoples consciences sound like?

Seventy. Six. Students. Got. Suspended.

Over thirty are in ISS.

Oh. My god.

Have I got a story for yall.

So my schools principlal(ill call her doctor umbridge cuz she makes us call her dr. Principal) didn't let us have off on Halloween and to top it off, we couldn't wear costumes. First she said cuz it was unprofentional then cuz it had smt to do w/ religion[smh] and as you could guess, all the students w/out strict parents and could afford getting dresscoded came in costumes or face paint. Over. half. the school.

There were five girls in jugglo makeup, two of em were my friends. All but E had to take theirs off and last I saw her was 5th period, so ill learn tommarrow if she survived.

All the welders wore the same thing [green buttonups] and walked around w/ their masks on like storm troopers.

There was a Repunsel.

A Reeses cup.

S was a banana.

J was a leprochaun[cuz he's ginger].

There was a genshin impact character.

Chuckie.

Boo from monsters inc.

People that just had facepaint.

So many people got dresscoded.

Several were in ISS.

Cool teachers made student take off their costumes until they left class.

One dude got suspended for not taking his off.

Me, Twelve, E, and some other dude were the last ones.

And mine is literally regular clothes so no one could catch me.

I think I won.

[I know it's petty but highschools not long enough to care]

"Doctor Umbridge told me it was against her religion"

"I didn't know dressing up as a Reeses cup was satanic, my bad" -Kleranet

That panic you feel when you almost accidently cast your screen to your parents TV.

Or realize you interacted with your old monitored account when you're supposed to be sleeping.

The school people came to my house and just left..

Turns out I put the school on lockdown

Someone on the bus heard me tell Aiden "I have a nerf gun under my mattress" and turned it into "I have a gun in my backpack"

So I'm home from school today..

Cuz we went on lockdown-