I woke up randomly last night, wrote this, and went back to sleep.
NEW KID ANXIETY GO BRRRE
when someone breaks your keyboard so at the pep rally you have to sit in the corner all pathetic and hit a cow bell with a drum stick t-t
I fixed my keyboard by removing I A R and U :D
⟒⋏⎅⟒r ⌰⟒⏁⏁⟒r⌇ ⌇⏁i⌰⌰ ⊑⟒r⟒ ⏁⊑⍜u☌⊑
Bus boy 2 is showin his grandpa fornite
Grandpa: Now Ive lived a long time and have eaten a lot of bananas and not one of em danced
Mans was carving a cult symbol into his chest and all I could think was "the markitities"
It's like an instict almost
Me, writing in my notes app:
Mom: what are you doing?
Me, switching tabs discreatly: looking at the economic inpact of turtles-
is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do
"Yeahh, twenty-twenty-two wasn't my best year.."
"What do you mean?"
"Weeell-"
You can here my dad and grandmother in the background😭
At camp one night I was with a group of like fifteen other campers and we were chillin on the basketball cement quart thingy and one of the guys said to his buddy "Dude, she's so quiet but whenever she talks shes so funny." IN REFERENCE TO ME LIKE THAT IS NOT TRUE AT ALL BUT I LOVE THAT YOU THINK THAT
amen
What do normal peoples consciences sound like?
Taz - Female - 15 - posts random things that ⟟ think is funny - if you wanna interact go ahead - also, I'm ⏃ maladaptive daydreamer to anyone who cares :]
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