Drawing More ._ .

I think it is obvious that i have a small obsession with Alpacas and Llamas

I just realised the key words "already" and "yet."

I cant stop laughing

Probably in hell, Mason.

Lars: h-hello!?

(Lars/larry! Is open for asks)

A lot of you dont know this, but there is a part three to my affairs series, it's called "The Confrontations." I've added an Affairs tag to my stories with this, so you can find it easier!

I think all the crosslust kids know what their parents are known for. Like Lust is supposedly a "slut" and "whore" and Cross is a bad guy who has murdered a lot of people.

La'Lia is a daddy's girl.

Keen is like a flirt. I wouldn't call him a slut because he's like 15. He's just a show off of his body. Like he has good self esteem.

La'Lia has decent self esteem. People who know her dont fuck with her because she'd beat the shit out if them.

The twins took martial arts lessons.

The twins don't get along. Like they fight constantly.

What does sketches hair look Unstraightend?

they keep it straightened bc it’s a prefference of theirs and also bc it’s a pain to brush for them

Shanelle Onyx. Shadow High.

JESUS CHRIST MY GOD NO!

WHAT THE FUCK THATS SO FUCKED UP

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Ladies! So I’m sure we’ve all heard of the absolutely horrifying thing going around about April 24th. Anyway, while a lot of us are really hoping that it’s just a hoax and isn’t going to happen, we should still be taking precautions. So here are some things you should really remember if you have to go out by yourself on April 24th (or any day!) If you aren’t able to grab a friend to take with you or something like that, keep the following in mind!

Stay in public areas. No matter where you are going that day, find a place that has a lot of people and stay near them.

Carry a long object such as an umbrella with you. It’s been proven that if an attacker looking for victims sees someone carrying a long item they can defend themselves at a distance with, the attacker will ignore them and look for someone else.

Carry some kind of defense with you wherever you go. Pepper spray, wasp spray (which is much cheaper, shoots farther, and works just as well), a knife, whatever makes you feel safe, carry it. Another good idea would be a pointed object, like maybe a sharpened pencil. If you’re grabbed, stab for all you are worth at the eyes. Don’t hesitate. Stab forcefully.

Wear dull colors and clothing that will not make you stand out in a crowd. DO NOT WEAR A HOODIE!!! An attacker can jerk the hood down over your face to disorient you, and, if the hoodie has drawstrings on it, they might even use it as a choking device. (A far-fetched idea, but it could happen).

Wear closed-toed shoes that have a sturdy structure. If you’re attacked and are trying to kick your attacker, you don’t want to be wearing something like flip flops or sandals, because one, you’ll end up hurting yourself kicking with your bare feet, and two, your attacker will not feel a lot of pain. Make sure you wear shoes that will hurt if you kick someone with them, and keep your feet covered so you can kick as hard as you want.

Do not wear your hair in a bun, ponytail, braids, or any other hairstyle that can be grabbed easily.

Utilize your hands, feet, and elbows. If you are grabbed, kick, slap, bite, scratch, and pinch for all you are worth. If you’re grabbed from behind, swing your legs up in front of you to chest level, then kick behind you with all you’ve got. If you’re grabbed from in front, kick with all your might in the groin area, and also at the knees. If your attacker’s knees buckle, they’ll spend a few seconds regaining their balance or getting to their feet, which buys you some time to get the heck out of there. Also note that the underarm area between the elbow and shoulder is extremely sensitive. Pinch there as hard as you possibly can. Also scratch as viciously as you can at the face (especially the eyes).

If you are attacked, and you’re wearing a mask, RIP IT OFF. There are several reasons for this. If you’re trying to scream while wearing a mask, for one thing, the sound will be muffled, and for another, you’ll eventually have to stop for breath, and you might accidentally inhale your mask. (Try talking quickly for several minutes while wearing a mask. You’ll see what I mean and realize that you don’t want a mask on while screaming). Another reason to take the mask off is that your attacker could use it as a kind of gag to silence you, or maybe even to choke and weaken you. Wearing a mask will also prevent you from being able to bite, which is really handy to do if you’re attacked. So if you’re wearing a mask and you’re attacked, tear the mask off. Don’t worry about the virus.

If you are about to go out of wherever you are to your car, do not get your keys out or look at your phone while you’re in the parking lot or garage. Get your keys out while you’re in a public area, then walk out to your car, being extremely observant. You can hold your keys in your fist if you want, but it won’t really repel an attacker. (So, again, an umbrella is useful). Then, when you get to your car, do not get in the car and sit looking at your phone. Whatever it is you want to look at can wait until you get home. An attacker will absolutely climb in your car and force you to drive somewhere. Don’t sit around. Leave.

Be aware of your surroundings. If you feel like you’re being followed, go to a public area and call a friend or family member to come find you. Tell them your exact location, then stay in the area until they come get you. Have them walk you to your car and see you safely off. Either that, or get a security guard or somebody trustworthy to escort you from the store.

If you are being tailed in your car, call a friend or family member who lives in a well-populated area and calmly tell them you’re coming over. Then take as many detours as you possibly can until you reach their house. When you get there, go straight inside. Wait until you are certain you’re not being followed any more; maybe even stay the night. When you go out again, leave the area by a different route and drive down as many roads and turns as you can just in case you’re still being followed.

If you’re approaching your car to get into it, and you see a car parked beside yours with a person sitting on the side right beside the driver's seat of your car, then stop and go back into the store or whatever you just came from. Have someone like a security guard or a cashier walk you to your car. Don’t feel like you’re being a nuisance. Your suspicions about the other person could be legitimate.

If you’re using a public restroom, don’t let your guard down. Do your business quickly. If someone tries to force the door, throw all your weight against it and scream for help. If your attacker tries crawling under the door, kick their head with all your might, step on them, anything, while still screaming. If your attacker is only trying to force the door, don’t try to crawl into another stall. That other stall most likely will be open, and your attacker will easily figure out that you’re trying to escape. You may also get stuck crawling. Stay in the stall you are in. If screaming doesn’t do anything, you may have to call the police. If nobody tries forcing the door, still keep extreme caution exiting the stall. Be on your guard as you wash your hands, and keep a sharp lookout in the mirror. Don’t linger in the bathroom. Get out as fast as you can.

If you are in a building with stairs and an elevator, TAKE THE ELEVATOR. If you see someone on the elevator you wouldn’t feel comfortable being alone with, stay the heck off. Waiting a few minutes for the elevator to come around again is way better than potentially getting assaulted.

Please, stay safe, and exercise extreme caution. We can only hope that the sick people who are encouraging assault are too cowardly to carry it out.

Fundy's Wedding Song: Altar

It was just a prank

It was all fake, we weren't actually meant to go on a date.

We had a feast, and watched a movie

Then we did some unspeakable things

And we both loved it all so so much,

So we went outside to the parking lot,

I opened up my trunk, and I pulled a beautiful ring

I said "Hey, we had really really good time. I never want to say good bye."

You went, "Well all my friends are married as well, so I guess we should join in."

And I laughed, I smiled and I admit I cried

I made sure it was all perfect,

I only invited personal Friends

I knew how much you liked to blow things up, I mean it's pretty obvious you blew up my dad's country-

But anyways I prepared the cannons.

The little gremlin children came down,

They made sure to not let us down,

And flowers were upon us.

Your bestfriend, he walked you down the aisle

My best man, was supposed to be adoptive father but he didn't show up to sign the papers-

The braidsmaids danced around, they all looked so damn proud.

My father, who was a ghost, was ready to sign us to life.

I looked at you, and you looked at me.

We said our vows, handed us our rings, and we were about to kiss when your ex screamed

He hit me, he took you by the arm, you followed you reluctantly

And you two kissed

And Sapnap screamed, George fled, but before he did,

He said you didn't pull back!

Tommy came up and asked if you did, you didn't answer and he laughed, Tommy came up to me, put his hand on my shoulders

Everyone started to scream

Then I said "quiet", and asked, "why?"

And then you left me standing at the altar

Standing at altar

Wondering what I should do

I was left standing at the altar

Altar

I wish I could alter time

You left me standing by the altar

Standing by the altar,

I wish I could go back in time

To tell myself,

Not to open that trunk.

Instead I'm standing at the altar haven't even changed out of my suit.

You left me standing...

In shock, and by the altar. Forever.

(This is just a song I'm not actually shipping Dream and Fundy or Dream and George it's just for fun! :D)

😴