When I Die, I'm Gonna Be A Bitch And Take Everyone Down With Me.

@nightmarexcross

Shitpost crossmare-

I m b e i n g a c c e p t e d -

Cross: What the-!? Why is your back all scratched up?!

Passive! Nightmare: *Flashback to messing with a rabid raccoon after Cross told him not to*

Passive! Nightmare: ..I’m having an affair!

God I always cry over the littlest of things.

Oof-

My dad is Hispanic so like-

And yeah im tRyInG bUt- hhhh- i dont think it's my autism but I just cant seem tk remember it.

Ever since I read IBVS I imagine Nightmare to be Spanish but like I love the the head canon where Cross is and-

Cross, drunk: Yo sOy JuAAAn PabLllllo..

Nightmare: Your name is Cross, babe.

Cross: No entiendo....

Nightmare: You speak english sweetie

Cross: Caiate

Nightmare: Cross! Let's go home.

Cross: No por favor. . .Te amo

Nightmare: I love you too. We're going home where there's chocolate.

Cross: Chocolate?! Siiiiii!

Nightmare: You're a dumbass. And your my dumbass.

(I hope I spelled that right I'm still learning Spanish -w-"") (Mod Error: It's almost perfect!)

😴

Best headcanons I've ever read-

headcanons bc im bored af

kid:

- real name is Kai

- has a huge crush on Billy

- watches crime shows (w/ lily and billy)

- pretends to like science for billy

- parents ignore him

- gets into fights despite being

- a huge pacifist

- only crys when mad

- secretly shares a bed/sleeping bag with billy when they both go to sleepovers

- good at making music

- wants to be a detective

- smokes weed sometimes (w/ billy)

billy:

- has health problems and goes into hospital a lot

- actually a good singer

- can play ukulele

- great at drawing

- terrible handwriting tho

- has a huge crush on Kid (and nugget)

- has a pet rabbit

- loves biology and

- is really good at biology and chem but is terrible at physics

- wants to be a forensic scientist

- hates maths

- gets mad very rarely

- only swears when he’s really mad

- hates cindy (obviously)

- only watches crime shows bc Kid likes them

- actually really likes gore

- quite strong (can hit hard) despite not being able to lift anyone

- wants to set up a band with Kid

Lily:

- kinda has a crush on Cindy even after everything she did

- has a pet tortoise

- pacifist until she gets mad

- is the older twin

- has a small flower garden thingy

- hates gore

- secretly is rly strong and can probably lift buggs if she wanted to

- “the quiet kid”

- loves pastel colors

- likes to paint

- wants to run her own detective agency when she’s older (and will possibly employ kid and billy)

- allergic to dogs

- forgives people too easily

Jerome:

- crushing on monty super hard

- great at doing tricks with his yo-yo’s

- is monty’s favourite customer

- his dad wants him to be the next principal

- but he actually wants to be a musician

- rly good at guitar

- and didn’t take any lessons

- probably the kid that puts his feet up on the desk

- sassy af

- uses snapchat and insta too much

- throws amazing parties when his parents aren’t in town

- his mum works at a bank

- the rich kid

- probably got high once

- and it was probably by accident

- has kissed monty twice

- hates it when ppl smoke (especially monty)

monty:

- cute af

- “being straight was my phase”

- pretended to date jerome to make his ex mad

- jerome made out with him

- “i told you to pretend to date me! not stick your tongue down my throat!”

- actually liked it bc

- he’s also crushing on jerome

- can get quite agitated and paranoid

- only jerome can calm him

- calls jerome at 3am bc he cant sleep

- insomniac

- lives on energy drinks (and coffee sometimes)

- smokes behind jerome’s back

- smokes weed too

- sells weed to Kid

- takes anti-depressants

Cindy:

- not as much as a bitch anymore

- another rich kid

- wears too much makeup and slutty clothes

- loves hot pink

- wants to work at starbucks

- is actually a gamer (and is quite good)

- plays games w/ everyone

- loves shooter games

- salty af

- has 3 dogs

- dog person

- wants to date lily and is planning to confess on lily’s birthday

- “lesbian power, bitch!”

- found out she was lesbian after dating Kid

- was only nasty bc she loved lily

I have moments when I'm practically drunk and cant function without drinking anything and I'm starting to think it's because I stay up till one a.m

Papyrus: Where’s my brother?

Razz: Somewhere disappointing me.

Bisedyal

Wait-

Me:

Online school starts tomorrow I wanna die-