Make Sparbossa Sweep!!! It's My Birthday I Deserve A Gift

i anthropomorphized more weird unloved animals again. they deserve love too

rotifer and giant barrel sponge . lets fucking go

POV you are Jack Sparrow

round two of #the jackchelor has concluded with some last minute close calls. davy jones, cutler beckett, mr gibbs and calypso have all been sent home forever they will never be seen again! onto round three which will start whenever I want to as per usual! who will have to face the wall next time? who will win #the jackchelor?

ROUND THREE LINEUP AS FOLLOWS

sparbossa 🍏 vs turrow ⚔️

sparrabeth 🦑 vs sparrington 👮

Who the fuck had the balls to ask taio cruz about this and how do i get their number

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

In Carmilla (1872) lesbian pussy eats you

People who genuinely ascribe a moral value to specific animals are so strange to me.

Like, if you're genuinely just joking I get it. I love centipedes, but I do also like to joke that they're made of hate, just because of personal experiences. But I am joking.

And they can actually be quite loving parents, they are themselves beautiful and fascinating creatures (toxicognaths are great).

Like, ticks aren't evil guys. They're just hungry.

Dolphins aren't evil, or at least not any more evil than we are. And we aren't evil either, just as a side note.

Mosquitos? Take a guess what I'm gonna say next.

Even the animal you hate most? It's not evil. It has a right to live.

Do you think bed bugs are rubbing their hands together, cackling about how they're gonna torment mankind next? Nah, they just wanna feed and fuck. Which is a mood honestly.

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball