On Top Of The Yankees Field Cat There Was A Praying Mantis On Top Of The Nationals Players Hat Tonight.

i will defend that fictional teenage girl with my life. i literally don’t even care what she did. you would’ve done it too if you were her she’s probably handling things better than you would in her shoes

I think modern potc aus are so funny like the idea of jack having even the faintest possibility of being medicated for whatever the fuck he has going on just tickles me

“We dropped different numbers of balls at different rates, different heights. We had a ramp. The ramps were at different angles, trying to get the most out of the balls as they hit the actors. After doing the tests, we figured out 35 feet above the deck of the ship was the height we needed our nets. We had these three big nets that held almost 80,000 per net. The balls dropped 35 feet into ramps that projected them towards the stunt guys. It just knocked them over. It was pretty spectacular.”

-Mark Hawker, SFX Coordinator for Pirates of the Caribbean

“It’s amazing to see a bunch of 40 and 50-year-olds turn into three-year-olds all of a sudden. Everybody had to pick up blue balls, hit the other guy in the head. It was like, ’Is it time for the parents to come pick up the kids?’”

-George Marshall Ruge, Stunt Coordinator for Pirates of the Caribbean

your girl calls me Sparrow the way I. no i shan’t say

I shall say YOUR girl calls me sparrow the way I jack her off!!!!!!!!!

I'm so brave every day I get recommended posts with johnny depp's busted face in them and I don't even tell op I hope they die one thousand deaths

"sharks are good and dolphins are evil XD" guys undoing the shark stigma does not mean creating a new one. calling endangered animals evil isn't the Science Own you think it is

every time a fic has will not tolerate hannibal's cannibalism an angel loses its wings

why is this one question for my assignment written like this

Unrestrained shrummer(shrimp summer) fun

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