Unrestrained Shrummer(shrimp Summer) Fun

jokes on you emily i already know how to do that

bam

truly do appreciate that this essentially just means "throw me to the ants and i'll come back pregnant"

Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this

People who genuinely ascribe a moral value to specific animals are so strange to me.

Like, if you're genuinely just joking I get it. I love centipedes, but I do also like to joke that they're made of hate, just because of personal experiences. But I am joking.

And they can actually be quite loving parents, they are themselves beautiful and fascinating creatures (toxicognaths are great).

Like, ticks aren't evil guys. They're just hungry.

Dolphins aren't evil, or at least not any more evil than we are. And we aren't evil either, just as a side note.

Mosquitos? Take a guess what I'm gonna say next.

Even the animal you hate most? It's not evil. It has a right to live.

Do you think bed bugs are rubbing their hands together, cackling about how they're gonna torment mankind next? Nah, they just wanna feed and fuck. Which is a mood honestly.

conversation i had with my mom

Daily Dose Of Lepidoptera

[Day 108] (Butterfly Friday)

-Atala Butterfly-

Eumaeus atala

-Little Wood Satyr Butterfly-

Megisto cymela

-Violet Copper Butterfly-

Lycaena helle

POV you are Jack Sparrow

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I need to hurt The Character

kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*

Sometimes when my old germophobia tries to kick in because of a dirty public restroom or something I just have to tell myself "hey, there are weird perverts who'd have touched this on purpose, and they're still alive"

the thing they dont tell you about joining iNaturalist is how quickly you will acquire at least one nemesis