truly do appreciate that this essentially just means "throw me to the ants and i'll come back pregnant"
Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this
I'm so brave every day I get recommended posts with johnny depp's busted face in them and I don't even tell op I hope they die one thousand deaths
become familiar with nature in your area. your life will be marginally improved by recognizing the birds singing outside your window or identifying pawprints you see. i promise
If i ever met a person that listened to music i think I would kill them with my bare hands, no hesitation
See me personally, I think Alana should get to beat the shit out of Hannibal with hammers but maybe that's just me
oh uh, your girlfriend? Yeah we put her in the kiln. Yeah at 2000 degrees. Shes a bowl now. Sorry.
she/he, here for the yuri and the cool bugs
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