Davy-jones-yaoi - Mr. Davy Jones Yaoi (official)

my girl is a falconer i think i'll give a hawk tuah

oh uh, your girlfriend? Yeah we put her in the kiln. Yeah at 2000 degrees. Shes a bowl now. Sorry.

The glory of sparbossa has triumphed against evil once again. Rejoice

Slug is such a great word it’s perfect for the animal and for bullets and fake coins and lazy people and drinking and printing and moving slowly and URLs and alcohol. We should call even more things slug I think we’d all be happier. Slug World 2024.

has anyone made springtails into gummies yet because i'm at the point of staring at pictures of florida oranges and imagining the delectable flavour they would impart upon the palette. what is the evolutionary advantage to looking so delicious

Yo-chan of Tokkari Seal Center fame had a baby a few weeks ago and she finally got her name today! This is Tsuki-chan (月ちゃん) and she immediately ran away from the keeper doing the live announcement to go ask mom for more milk (and climb the pipes).

consider the following

“We dropped different numbers of balls at different rates, different heights. We had a ramp. The ramps were at different angles, trying to get the most out of the balls as they hit the actors. After doing the tests, we figured out 35 feet above the deck of the ship was the height we needed our nets. We had these three big nets that held almost 80,000 per net. The balls dropped 35 feet into ramps that projected them towards the stunt guys. It just knocked them over. It was pretty spectacular.”

-Mark Hawker, SFX Coordinator for Pirates of the Caribbean

“It’s amazing to see a bunch of 40 and 50-year-olds turn into three-year-olds all of a sudden. Everybody had to pick up blue balls, hit the other guy in the head. It was like, ’Is it time for the parents to come pick up the kids?’”

-George Marshall Ruge, Stunt Coordinator for Pirates of the Caribbean

Two-toed Amphiuma (Amphiuma means), family Amphiumidae, Florida, USA

This large eel-like aquatic salamander can grow to length of up to 116 cm (45.7 in).

They do have 4 tiny legs

photograph by Chad Keates