Has Anyone Made Springtails Into Gummies Yet Because I'm At The Point Of Staring At Pictures Of Florida

im a believer that will graham outfreaks hannibal by a longshot

i feel like i'm supposed to make an intro post so here's that ☆

hi! i'm davy jones yaoi, also known as mushroomfrog. you may or may not recognize that name from other platforms. don't even worry about it.

call me literally whatever you want, i've got 2,763 aliases as it is. i'm gay, clueless, and passionate about pointless internet drama

i'll talk about pirates of the caribbean, nbc hannibal, dnd, vampires, and whatever else i feel like. if you're not cool with weird bugs/spiders/snakes then you might want to sit this one out because i love freak creatures.

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(my tags are mostly self-explanatory but i have a few that aren't)

#critters - anything nature-related, mostly reblogging animals i like

#cool art - other peoples' art

#joy and whimsy - silly or cute things broadly unrelated to any of my interests

#yaoi original - post i wrote myself or otherwise added text to

all fandoms and characters just use the normal tags. i try to tag animals by both their common names and the broad category they fit into (e.g. #corn snake and #snakes)

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if you want more info on me, check my strawpage at https://mushroomfrog.straw.page/ and try to ignore the insane amount of gifs i threw on for fun. byee :3

Eastern Coral Snake (Micrurus fulvius), family Elapidae, Everglades, Southern FL, USA

Venomous.

photograph by Chris Gillette

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

still so insane to me that the term “murder husbands” was used in canon. freddie lounds was just straight up calling them gay in the newspaper.

Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006) | Gore Verbinski

round two of #the jackchelor has concluded with some last minute close calls. davy jones, cutler beckett, mr gibbs and calypso have all been sent home forever they will never be seen again! onto round three which will start whenever I want to as per usual! who will have to face the wall next time? who will win #the jackchelor?

ROUND THREE LINEUP AS FOLLOWS

sparbossa 🍏 vs turrow ⚔️

sparrabeth 🦑 vs sparrington 👮

Sometimes a ship is good because it would be so fucking funny

The long-headed toothpick grasshopper (Achurum carinatum) lives and feeds among tall grass in the southeast US.

They’re flightless and not very fast or agile by grasshopper standards, but like a stick insect their camouflage seems to make up for it!

In Florida, they breed year-round and are abundant in this prairie habitat in January when few other insects are active.