So Flat!!! (Porcellio Werneri)

This thing is called a cockchafer and she's prettier than everyone else on earth like HELLO?!!!!!

I'm going insaine because how on earth is a bug serving more cunt than me?? Am I doing something wrong???

i will defend that fictional teenage girl with my life. i literally don’t even care what she did. you would’ve done it too if you were her she’s probably handling things better than you would in her shoes

The Pirate (Catacroptera cloanthe), family Nymphalidae, South Africa

photograph by GreenWings

i feel like i'm supposed to make an intro post so here's that ☆

hi! i'm davy jones yaoi, also known as mushroomfrog. you may or may not recognize that name from other platforms. don't even worry about it.

call me literally whatever you want, i've got 2,763 aliases as it is. i'm gay, clueless, and passionate about pointless internet drama

i'll talk about pirates of the caribbean, nbc hannibal, dnd, vampires, and whatever else i feel like. if you're not cool with weird bugs/spiders/snakes then you might want to sit this one out because i love freak creatures.

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(my tags are mostly self-explanatory but i have a few that aren't)

#critters - anything nature-related, mostly reblogging animals i like

#cool art - other peoples' art

#joy and whimsy - silly or cute things broadly unrelated to any of my interests

#yaoi original - post i wrote myself or otherwise added text to

all fandoms and characters just use the normal tags. i try to tag animals by both their common names and the broad category they fit into (e.g. #corn snake and #snakes)

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if you want more info on me, check my strawpage at https://mushroomfrog.straw.page/ and try to ignore the insane amount of gifs i threw on for fun. byee :3

Red-tailed Comet (Sappho sparganurus), male, family Trochilidae, order Apodiformes, Argentina

If you noticed the generic name, you might also be interested to know that the subfamily is Lesbiinae.

photograph by Birding Ecotours

my floating mama

the bog gave me a vision

your girl calls me Sparrow the way I. no i shan’t say

I shall say YOUR girl calls me sparrow the way I jack her off!!!!!!!!!

a typical example of a juvenile turkey vulture perched next to a leucistic adult turkey vulture. leucism is a lack of pigmentation in feathers; it can be throughout the full body, or distributed in patches, like in this bird.

"Orlando Bloom signed to the movie the day before he showed up to shoot this. He came right in and just got the character. He had about ten minutes to work on the stuff with the sword. The flip and everything like that... But just how well he plays this scene is just amazing. Everything about the character you need to know comes across here."

Stuard Beattie, Ted Elliott & Terry Rossio and Jay Wolpert - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl audio commentary