"Orlando Bloom Signed To The Movie The Day Before He Showed Up To Shoot This. He Came Right In And Just

"dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler

is this anything

Honestly really embarrassing for you guys. You need to sort this stuff out with each other

i anthropomorphized more weird unloved animals again. they deserve love too

rotifer and giant barrel sponge . lets fucking go

round one of #the jackchelor has wrapped up with devastating results on many fronts. esmeralda, angelica, scrum, anamaria, the secondary jacks, salazar, bootstrap and cristpophe have all been sent to a farm upstate and we move onto round two. who will survive? who will win? find out on #the jackchelor ‼️

ROUND TWO LINEUP AS FOLLOWS

sparbossa 🍏 vs davyjack ❤️

turrow ⚔️ vs speckett 🔥

jackgibbs 🦡 vs sparrabeth 🦑

calyjack 🌊 vs sparrington 👮

Thinking about sponges

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

I would just like to say thank you to the bug people who know bug stuff.

Sincerely, someone who doesn't know shit about bugs and just likes them a lot.

I've been learning so much about them recently

i missed this on pi day i've never been so upset

we are so back . "jack sparrow does not fuck" is officially the funniest possible take to have, ever

Sorry I think your premise is flawed bc fundamentally Jack Sparrow Does Not Fuck

YOU HATE HIM BC YOU AIN'T HIM