When Im Trying To Look At Cool Snakes On Instagram But All Of The Posts Are Just Morons Freehandling

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I need to hurt The Character

"i should've knocked him out"

fuck it here's part two of "Keira Knightley/Jack Davenport Pirates Commentary bits that live rent free in my head" feat. a lot of corset talk

(i also made a podcast about the making of this film please listen to it I promise it's good.)

man, I love this character so much! [fills them with a deep and inescapable yearning which they don’t know how to fill or even name]

elizabeth is so hot she deserves two boyfriends

my thing with jack is like I do find him tragic just not on the surface level I don't think people finding him generally distasteful disliking him and throwing him to eldritch beings to save their own skin is sad I think it's funni I laugh when these things happen to him. the tragedy of jack is that he's become such a piece of shit throughout his long sordid life that he Does deserve every bad thing that comes his way. like the tragic character isn't present day jack sparrow the tragic character is the misty lady's cabin boy who maybe could have been dealt just a slightly better hand by life. I'm not sad because he's being killed and eaten I'm sad because if he had been just a smidge more well adjusted or if one of the several formative incidents hadn't happened I'd feel worse for him when everything we see happen on screen happens to him. you know. this evil bug creature makes me mentally unwell I fear

Yo-chan of Tokkari Seal Center fame had a baby a few weeks ago and she finally got her name today! This is Tsuki-chan (月ちゃん) and she immediately ran away from the keeper doing the live announcement to go ask mom for more milk (and climb the pipes).

here's the isopod btw

Little Sea Pillbug, Cubaris murina

( photo credit: insektenliebe.com )

Look at his little orange tail and cheeks !!

learning to identify bugs is awesome because i just found out i have a very cute genus of isopod in my backyard native to where i live and it's literally better than crack

the thing they dont tell you about joining iNaturalist is how quickly you will acquire at least one nemesis

dating jack sparrow headcanons ❤️🪶

he cheats on you

he cheats on you

he cheats on you

he cheats on you