Here's The Isopod Btw

Todays shark is...

The Epaulette Shark!

Fun Fact: The Epaulette Shark has the ability to survive low oxygen conditions by the switching of non-essential brain functions, which is helpful when hunting in tide-pools with low oxygen!

every time I draw jack and he turns out nicelooking it pisses me off lowk like I am so nice and kind to him and he does Not deserve it

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"dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler

"i’m really tempted to start writing potc fic but i’m afraid i’ll get WAY too into describing how the vessels are rigged etc instead of actually having a plot. who wants 6 chapters of me possessing jack and getting him to explain the difference between square rigging and fore and aft rigging to an unmentioned second person"

too many people trying to justify hannibal's actions not enough people appreciating his commitment to the bit

"our flag means death what we do in the shadows and good omens should be the new superwholock" WRONG our flag means death black sails and pirates of the caribbean should be the new superwholock except now they're all pirate media with canonically queer people in them. like I cannot BELIEVE how soon you people forgot that jack sparrow is literally canonically gay divorced

let's be soft with mama

The glory of sparbossa has triumphed against evil once again. Rejoice

why is this one question for my assignment written like this