You Don't Really Understand It Yourself -- But There Is Just Something About Watching Your Wife Prepare

Your wife never fails to find a lover for the night when she goes to a conference.

No she didn’t @pineapple-girl

Your honeymoon was not working out quite the way you’d expected or hoped. It’s true that both you and your new wife were going to be having a lot of sex – but hers was going to be with someone else, while yours will be with your hand.

She didn’t care that everyone saw when she told you she was leaving the party with him.

This was my wife after her first time with her boyfriend. She told me she would be there for all his needs, whenever he needed her