Daveandyourwife - Untitled

"Oh wait. Just so you know -- he's already asked me to go out with him again next weekend and I said I'd love to. Like I said -- the date has been really really fun so far, and we haven't even had sex yet!"

No, because you’ll just do it behind my back like you’ve done so many times before so now I’m just gonna film you

@myheartinherhands

Get it out in the pool... let me touch it and jerk you off whilst my stupid boyfriend is sunbathing.

i know he will look after you

i know he will look after you

“i know he will look after you My Love. He always does.”

“Was that a bit of a dig at me for wanting to spend the night with my Boyfriend?”

“No! Not at all. Why would i, the husband of a sexy little lady like you, be a little put out that she spends three nights a week in another man’s bed?”

“Then you are having a dig. If you feel that way, why don’t you just go home?”

“I would, but we both know that i like to sit outside the door and listen to him having you.”

“Well okay then! I suppose it’s nice to know that two guys have my best interests to heart.”

Priorities 🥺🥵